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Ew, 77.. I think I can speak for a majority of people on here by saying no one wants to hear about you jacking off, or uh..not being able to jack off. Either way, keep what you do with yourself to yourself. Thanks.

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The absolute worst place to get a sunburn is the armpits. The eyelids are bad too. Poor OP.

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Getting a sunburn anywhere sucks, but on your eyes, that's absolutely horrible. You could try cucumber slices, that might help.

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Agreed sunburn on your ass is one of the worst kinds of sunburn. Especially when you have to sit in a small cramped car for a 3 hour ride home from the beach.

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One time I got a sunburn on my spear. It hurt to shake it. But I suppose eyelids would hurt just as bad.

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Siouxsie& the Banshees is actually a good choice, since they sing "Peek-A-Boo". Now I'll say "Naked Eyes"-There's Always Something There to Remind Me. (:

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To be honest, one direction sucks dick. I could name 5 bands better than them off the top of my head right now. Rush, Queen, Led Zeppelin, Skrillex, and Avenged Sevenfold.

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Behind These Hazel Eyes - Kelly Clarkson 102: You can't say a certain band sucks just because you don't like it. Be careful with your words or else the fan-girls will come and get you.

Should have wore sunscreen, didn't anyone ever tell you that you have to apply it on both your eyelids and behind the ears?

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Excellent advice. People seem to not like that around here lately. Eyelid skin is the thinnest on your body, if I recall correctly. It burns quite easily if you're lying out with your eyes closed. Wear sunblock, people! Wear it everywhere, everyday. Fake tans are more attractive than skin cancer (although what's wrong with the colour you started in?).

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Good advice indeed, but I'd suggest wearing sunglasses. A friend of mine once sunburned his sclera(?) (white part of the eye), which was very painful, his eyes kept tearing for days and had to wear sunglasses inside his house, because his eyes couldn't stand any light. But of course, if you wear sunglasses while tanning, you'll probably have some funny tanlines at the end of the day. :)

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Yeah, 'cause sunglasses = badass, so more sunglasses = more badass, right? No? ... Okay :(

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