By L - 16/10/2012 22:59 - Norway - Trondheim

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Today, I woke up after having a dream which included sex with a very hot guy. I realized it's about time I get laid, because the hot guy was Brock from Pokémon. FML
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After years of rejection, Brock finally gets some action!

Gotta catch 'em all did not refer to STDs.

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After years of rejection, Brock finally gets some action!

I never understood why he was always rejected. He had the whole package - sweet, smart, funny, attractive, AND he can cook.

I wonder if he actually opened his eyes in her dream...

He wasn't rejected someone would pull him away everytime whether it was misty, max, croagunk, or bonsly. He just never had the oppritunity

I was always more of an Ash girl. And it's all good, I've had sexy dreams with anime guys as well lol.

Cockblock in other words.

More like Cockbrock

Ash was only 10!!!... Slightly disturbing

Brock: the most cockblocked of all time?

I never understood why brock couldn't catch a ditto and have it transform into nurse Joy.

I'm dating a nurse named Joy

Oh God, I read 20's comment wrong and that it said "and he had cock" at first...damn Communism is messing with me.

This isn't an fml, imo

Everybody hated on him because he had a huge Brock

57- I think that would be bestiality

Woot go brok

You can't say no to the Brock.

I was like 8 at the time so I think it's safe to say it was okay, lol.

Hey, nothing wrong with Brock!

If I was a cartoon I'd tap misty! Haha

6- she's to young! I'd do her sisters doh :)

Well i mean Brock cant see for shit. Always like -.- ... Lol

56 - Same with every other Asian in existence....

Gotta catch 'em all did not refer to STDs.

You can't get stds from anime characters!

U clearly did not catch the joke^

Neither does he catch the "sex" either.

I had a dream that i was being fucked like a god by a nidoking should i be scared lawls

89 - No, you should be euthanized... immediately.

I always though Brock was kind of attractive! At least he didn't have a girl voice like Ash.

I always wondered why he sounded like a girl when I was a kid. Then I shat bricks when I found out his voice actor is a girl — and a pretty hot one at that.

Yeah, they do that a lot in the voice acting business. Kids are usually played by women. Examples being Bobby from King of the Hill and the rich snob on Shin-chan.

I always wondered why ash never grew the hell up,people in all the other anime and cartoons did.

I think they sometimes do that because if they use a male voice actor, his voice will eventually change and then they have to find another, and so on...etc

Well, clearly there isn't anything wrong with Brock. He is a piece of art.

Did you catch all of his Pokemon? If you know what Im saying.

He Brocked you all night long.

Read that to the tune of AC/DC. (:

"Yeah yooooouuu, Brocked me aaaallll night looong!" Will now be stuck in my head for the remainder of the day.

Did he Brock your world? Sorry that was terrible.

No, he brocked her like a hurricane. Sorry I know lame.

Well, you know, Brock and Roll Ain't Noise Pollution.

So how's his Onix and two Geodudes?

Still hard as hell I'm guessing ;)

Still hard as hell I'm guessing ;)

My Caterpie just evolved into a Metapod and used string shot.

Still Brock hard.

Did you make his onix evolve into a steelix?

Liking Pokémon does not make you lame, it makes you awesome!

I loved Pokemon when I was a youngin but I never had a wet dream about Misty. Charlize Theron..well that's a different story.

But a picture of a poorly drawn dog and a bone is pretty lame.

Did you cradle his pokeballs?

Brock used charm. The op fainted.

Ash --> Caterpie --> Immediate String-shot Brock --> Onix --> immediate Harden At least you chose well.

charm, sleep power, harden, pound. the ultimate date rape set of moves.

79 what's the point in charm if sleep powder does the job.