FML : Today, I woke up after having a dream which included sex with a very hot guy. I realized it's about time I get laid, because the hot guy was Brock from...

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Today, I woke up after having a dream which included sex with a very hot guy. I realized it's about time I get laid, because the hot guy was Brock from Pokémon. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By L - / Tuesday 16 October 2012 22:59 / Norway - Trondheim

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By HooHooHa | 6

#5051534 - Wednesday 17 October 2012 9:04

After years of rejection, Brock finally gets some action!

By zingline89 | 18

#5051543 - Wednesday 17 October 2012 9:04

Gotta catch 'em all did not refer to STDs.

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By HooHooHa | 6

#5051534 - Wednesday 17 October 2012 9:04

After years of rejection, Brock finally gets some action!

charmedamethyst | 14

#5051669 - Wednesday 17 October 2012 9:30

I never understood why he was always rejected. He had the whole package - sweet, smart, funny, attractive, AND he can cook.

Larawk | 8

#5051687 - Wednesday 17 October 2012 9:34

I wonder if he actually opened his eyes in her dream...

TrueTriage | 16

#5051724 - Wednesday 17 October 2012 9:55

He wasn't rejected someone would pull him away everytime whether it was misty, max, croagunk, or bonsly. He just never had the oppritunity

MoodyBlue320 | 11

#5051794 - Wednesday 17 October 2012 10:25

I was always more of an Ash girl. And it's all good, I've had sexy dreams with anime guys as well lol.

CarmenCnh | 22

#5051809 - Wednesday 17 October 2012 10:37

Cockblock in other words.

SirCharles83 | 13

#5051865 - Wednesday 17 October 2012 11:25

More like Cockbrock

MuldRAR | 6

#5051871 - Wednesday 17 October 2012 11:37

Ash was only 10!!!... Slightly disturbing

Tolarie | 13

#5051939 - Wednesday 17 October 2012 12:14

Brock: the most cockblocked of all time?

Inheritance | 10

#5052112 - Wednesday 17 October 2012 13:55

I never understood why brock couldn't catch a ditto and have it transform into nurse Joy.

JerryH | 9

#5052246 - Wednesday 17 October 2012 15:03

I'm dating a nurse named Joy

TheOnlyX | 11

#5052248 - Wednesday 17 October 2012 15:04

Oh God, I read 20's comment wrong and that it said "and he had cock" at first...damn Communism is messing with me.

andromeda335 | 9

#5052337 - Wednesday 17 October 2012 15:41

This isn't an fml, imo

SneakherHead | 5

#5053567 - Wednesday 17 October 2012 22:49

Everybody hated on him because he had a huge Brock

dinorider_fml | 4

#5053686 - Wednesday 17 October 2012 23:28

57- I think that would be bestiality

cashflow94 | 0

#5053975 - Thursday 18 October 2012 0:26

Haha !

TurkeySlab | 9

#5054415 - Thursday 18 October 2012 3:40

Woot go brok

FATTY_MCDOOGLE | 29

#5068745 - Monday 22 October 2012 21:40

You can't say no to the Brock.

MoodyBlue320 | 11

#5083782 - Friday 26 October 2012 10:29

I was like 8 at the time so I think it's safe to say it was okay, lol.

By BeforeItWasCool | 12

#5051541 - Wednesday 17 October 2012 9:04

Hey, nothing wrong with Brock!

drewcat21 | 0

#5051588 - Wednesday 17 October 2012 9:11

If I was a cartoon I'd tap misty! Haha

AngelicTide | 11

#5051840 - Wednesday 17 October 2012 11:05

Indeed!

lolipop1234_fml | 7

#5051851 - Wednesday 17 October 2012 11:11

6- she's to young! I'd do her sisters doh :)

siickman | 7

#5052062 - Wednesday 17 October 2012 13:19

Well i mean Brock cant see for shit. Always like -.- ... Lol

MormonPornstar | 7

#5057418 - Friday 19 October 2012 0:40

56 - Same with every other Asian in existence....

By zingline89 | 18

#5051543 - Wednesday 17 October 2012 9:04

Gotta catch 'em all did not refer to STDs.

onlychildFTW | 33

#5051782 - Wednesday 17 October 2012 10:22

You can't get stds from anime characters!

Blue329 | 15

#5051997 - Wednesday 17 October 2012 12:41

U clearly did not catch the joke^

TheOnlyX | 11

#5052253 - Wednesday 17 October 2012 15:05

Neither does he catch the "sex" either.

itsharkley | 8

#5052733 - Wednesday 17 October 2012 18:25

I had a dream that i was being fucked like a god by a nidoking should i be scared lawls

MormonPornstar | 7

#5055125 - Thursday 18 October 2012 8:54

89 - No, you should be euthanized... immediately.

By stephanie8sasha | 4

#5051567 - Wednesday 17 October 2012 9:07

I always though Brock was kind of attractive! At least he didn't have a girl voice like Ash.

94yhy | 8

#5051653 - Wednesday 17 October 2012 9:27

I always wondered why he sounded like a girl when I was a kid. Then I shat bricks when I found out his voice actor is a girl — and a pretty hot one at that.

laden_swallow09 | 34

#5052157 - Wednesday 17 October 2012 14:21

Yeah, they do that a lot in the voice acting business. Kids are usually played by women. Examples being Bobby from King of the Hill and the rich snob on Shin-chan.

mvc3ftw | 17

#5052205 - Wednesday 17 October 2012 14:50

I always wondered why ash never grew the hell up,people in all the other anime and cartoons did.

skyeyez9 | 24

#5052397 - Wednesday 17 October 2012 16:06

I think they sometimes do that because if they use a male voice actor, his voice will eventually change and then they have to find another, and so on...etc

maosquare | 18

#5054199 - Thursday 18 October 2012 1:59

Well, clearly there isn't anything wrong with Brock. He is a piece of art.

By DobbytheElf | 4

#5051581 - Wednesday 17 October 2012 9:11

Did you catch all of his Pokemon? If you know what Im saying.

gree_fml | 11

#5051902 - Wednesday 17 October 2012 12:00

We dont

By syki | 22

#5051592 - Wednesday 17 October 2012 9:12

He Brocked you all night long.

Enslaved | 36

#5051637 - Wednesday 17 October 2012 9:22

Read that to the tune of AC/DC. (:

andiewithlove | 19

#5051643 - Wednesday 17 October 2012 9:24

"Yeah yooooouuu, Brocked me aaaallll night looong!" Will now be stuck in my head for the remainder of the day.

lolipop1234_fml | 7

#5051855 - Wednesday 17 October 2012 11:16

Did he Brock your world? Sorry that was terrible.

freshberries22 | 17

#5052400 - Wednesday 17 October 2012 16:06

No, he brocked her like a hurricane. Sorry I know lame.

Jiplo | 18

#5947714 - Saturday 17 May 2014 4:59

Well, you know, Brock and Roll Ain't Noise Pollution.

By ycrem0n | 20

#5051600 - Wednesday 17 October 2012 9:14

So how's his Onix and two Geodudes?

jvmateo | 0

#5054904 - Thursday 18 October 2012 6:52

Still hard as hell I'm guessing ;)

jvmateo | 0

#5054907 - Thursday 18 October 2012 6:52

Still hard as hell I'm guessing ;)

AwesomePdudE | 9

#5058060 - Friday 19 October 2012 4:23

My Caterpie just evolved into a Metapod and used string shot.

UncleMuscles | 5

#5063349 - Saturday 20 October 2012 21:37

Still Brock hard.

nogood9 | 4

#5074674 - Wednesday 24 October 2012 3:59

Did you make his onix evolve into a steelix?

By dangousity | 21

#5051614 - Wednesday 17 October 2012 9:16

Lame girl

BellaBelle_fml | 23

#5051880 - Wednesday 17 October 2012 11:45

Liking Pokémon does not make you lame, it makes you awesome!

CallMeMcFeelii | 13

#5052323 - Wednesday 17 October 2012 15:27

I loved Pokemon when I was a youngin but I never had a wet dream about Misty. Charlize Theron..well that's a different story.

AH1Zviper | 15

#5052325 - Wednesday 17 October 2012 15:28

But a picture of a poorly drawn dog and a bone is pretty lame.

By Enslaved | 36

#5051618 - Wednesday 17 October 2012 9:17

Did you cradle his pokeballs?

pokefan813 | 16

#5053102 - Wednesday 17 October 2012 19:50

Brock used charm. The op fainted.

By XanderJayNix | 17

#5051625 - Wednesday 17 October 2012 9:20

Ash --> Caterpie --> Immediate String-shot
Brock --> Onix --> immediate Harden

At least you chose well.

kittytub | 12

#5052373 - Wednesday 17 October 2012 15:59

charm, sleep power, harden, pound. the ultimate date rape set of moves.

TwiztedYuri | 9

#5052639 - Wednesday 17 October 2012 17:24

79 what's the point in charm if sleep powder does the job.

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