FML : Today, I woke up after having a dream which included sex with a very hot guy. I realized it's about time I get laid, because the hot guy was Brock from...

146

Today, I woke up after having a dream which included sex with a very hot guy. I realized it's about time I get laid, because the hot guy was Brock from Pokémon. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By L - / Tuesday 16 October 2012 22:59 / Norway - Trondheim

Intimacy

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

By HooHooHa | 6

#5051534 - Wednesday 17 October 2012 09:04

After years of rejection, Brock finally gets some action!

By zingline89 | 18

#5051543 - Wednesday 17 October 2012 09:04

Gotta catch 'em all did not refer to STDs.

Comments

By HooHooHa | 6

#5051534 - Wednesday 17 October 2012 09:04

After years of rejection, Brock finally gets some action!

charmedamethyst | 14

#5051669 - Wednesday 17 October 2012 09:30

I never understood why he was always rejected. He had the whole package - sweet, smart, funny, attractive, AND he can cook.

Larawk | 8

#5051687 - Wednesday 17 October 2012 09:34

I wonder if he actually opened his eyes in her dream...

TrueTriage | 16

#5051724 - Wednesday 17 October 2012 09:55

He wasn't rejected someone would pull him away everytime whether it was misty, max, croagunk, or bonsly. He just never had the oppritunity

MoodyBlue320 | 11

#5051794 - Wednesday 17 October 2012 10:25

I was always more of an Ash girl. And it's all good, I've had sexy dreams with anime guys as well lol.

CarmenCnh | 22

#5051809 - Wednesday 17 October 2012 10:37

Cockblock in other words.

SirCharles83 | 13

#5051865 - Wednesday 17 October 2012 11:25

More like Cockbrock

MuldRAR | 6

#5051871 - Wednesday 17 October 2012 11:37

Ash was only 10!!!... Slightly disturbing

Tolarie | 13

#5051939 - Wednesday 17 October 2012 12:14

Brock: the most cockblocked of all time?

Inheritance | 10

#5052112 - Wednesday 17 October 2012 01:55

I never understood why brock couldn't catch a ditto and have it transform into nurse Joy.

JerryH | 9

#5052246 - Wednesday 17 October 2012 03:03

I'm dating a nurse named Joy

TheOnlyX | 11

#5052248 - Wednesday 17 October 2012 03:04

Oh God, I read 20's comment wrong and that it said "and he had cock" at first...damn Communism is messing with me.

andromeda335 | 9

#5052337 - Wednesday 17 October 2012 03:41

This isn't an fml, imo

SneakherHead | 5

#5053567 - Wednesday 17 October 2012 10:49

Everybody hated on him because he had a huge Brock

dinorider_fml | 4

#5053686 - Wednesday 17 October 2012 11:28

57- I think that would be bestiality

cashflow94 | 0

#5053975 - Thursday 18 October 2012 12:26

Haha !

TurkeySlab | 9

#5054415 - Thursday 18 October 2012 03:40

Woot go brok

FATTY_MCDOOGLE | 29

#5068745 - Monday 22 October 2012 09:40

You can't say no to the Brock.

MoodyBlue320 | 11

#5083782 - Friday 26 October 2012 10:29

I was like 8 at the time so I think it's safe to say it was okay, lol.

By BeforeItWasCool | 12

#5051541 - Wednesday 17 October 2012 09:04

Hey, nothing wrong with Brock!

drewcat21 | 0

#5051588 - Wednesday 17 October 2012 09:11

If I was a cartoon I'd tap misty! Haha

AngelicTide | 11

#5051840 - Wednesday 17 October 2012 11:05

Indeed!

lolipop1234_fml | 7

#5051851 - Wednesday 17 October 2012 11:11

6- she's to young! I'd do her sisters doh :)

siickman | 7

#5052062 - Wednesday 17 October 2012 01:19

Well i mean Brock cant see for shit. Always like -.- ... Lol

MormonPornstar | 7

#5057418 - Friday 19 October 2012 12:40

56 - Same with every other Asian in existence....

By zingline89 | 18

#5051543 - Wednesday 17 October 2012 09:04

Gotta catch 'em all did not refer to STDs.

onlychildFTW | 33

#5051782 - Wednesday 17 October 2012 10:22

You can't get stds from anime characters!

Blue329 | 15

#5051997 - Wednesday 17 October 2012 12:41

U clearly did not catch the joke^

TheOnlyX | 11

#5052253 - Wednesday 17 October 2012 03:05

Neither does he catch the "sex" either.

itsharkley | 8

#5052733 - Wednesday 17 October 2012 06:25

I had a dream that i was being fucked like a god by a nidoking should i be scared lawls

MormonPornstar | 7

#5055125 - Thursday 18 October 2012 08:54

89 - No, you should be euthanized... immediately.

By stephanie8sasha | 4

#5051567 - Wednesday 17 October 2012 09:07

I always though Brock was kind of attractive! At least he didn't have a girl voice like Ash.

94yhy | 8

#5051653 - Wednesday 17 October 2012 09:27

I always wondered why he sounded like a girl when I was a kid. Then I shat bricks when I found out his voice actor is a girl — and a pretty hot one at that.

laden_swallow09 | 34

#5052157 - Wednesday 17 October 2012 02:21

Yeah, they do that a lot in the voice acting business. Kids are usually played by women. Examples being Bobby from King of the Hill and the rich snob on Shin-chan.

mvc3ftw | 17

#5052205 - Wednesday 17 October 2012 02:50

I always wondered why ash never grew the hell up,people in all the other anime and cartoons did.

skyeyez9 | 23

#5052397 - Wednesday 17 October 2012 04:06

I think they sometimes do that because if they use a male voice actor, his voice will eventually change and then they have to find another, and so on...etc

maosquare | 18

#5054199 - Thursday 18 October 2012 01:59

Well, clearly there isn't anything wrong with Brock. He is a piece of art.

By DobbytheElf | 4

#5051581 - Wednesday 17 October 2012 09:11

Did you catch all of his Pokemon? If you know what Im saying.

gree_fml | 11

#5051902 - Wednesday 17 October 2012 12:00

We dont

By syki | 22

#5051592 - Wednesday 17 October 2012 09:12

He Brocked you all night long.

Enslaved | 36

#5051637 - Wednesday 17 October 2012 09:22

Read that to the tune of AC/DC. (:

andiewithlove | 19

#5051643 - Wednesday 17 October 2012 09:24

"Yeah yooooouuu, Brocked me aaaallll night looong!" Will now be stuck in my head for the remainder of the day.

lolipop1234_fml | 7

#5051855 - Wednesday 17 October 2012 11:16

Did he Brock your world? Sorry that was terrible.

freshberries22 | 17

#5052400 - Wednesday 17 October 2012 04:06

No, he brocked her like a hurricane. Sorry I know lame.

Jiplo | 18

#5947714 - Saturday 17 May 2014 04:59

Well, you know, Brock and Roll Ain't Noise Pollution.

By ycrem0n | 20

#5051600 - Wednesday 17 October 2012 09:14

So how's his Onix and two Geodudes?

jvmateo | 0

#5054904 - Thursday 18 October 2012 06:52

Still hard as hell I'm guessing ;)

jvmateo | 0

#5054907 - Thursday 18 October 2012 06:52

Still hard as hell I'm guessing ;)

AwesomePdudE | 9

#5058060 - Friday 19 October 2012 04:23

My Caterpie just evolved into a Metapod and used string shot.

UncleMuscles | 5

#5063349 - Saturday 20 October 2012 09:37

Still Brock hard.

nogood9 | 4

#5074674 - Wednesday 24 October 2012 03:59

Did you make his onix evolve into a steelix?

By dangousity | 21

#5051614 - Wednesday 17 October 2012 09:16

Lame girl

BellaBelle_fml | 23

#5051880 - Wednesday 17 October 2012 11:45

Liking Pokémon does not make you lame, it makes you awesome!

CallMeMcFeelii | 13

#5052323 - Wednesday 17 October 2012 03:27

I loved Pokemon when I was a youngin but I never had a wet dream about Misty. Charlize Theron..well that's a different story.

AH1Zviper | 15

#5052325 - Wednesday 17 October 2012 03:28

But a picture of a poorly drawn dog and a bone is pretty lame.

By Enslaved | 36

#5051618 - Wednesday 17 October 2012 09:17

Did you cradle his pokeballs?

pokefan813 | 16

#5053102 - Wednesday 17 October 2012 07:50

Brock used charm. The op fainted.

By XanderJayNix | 17

#5051625 - Wednesday 17 October 2012 09:20

Ash --> Caterpie --> Immediate String-shot Brock --> Onix --> immediate Harden At least you chose well.

kittytub | 12

#5052373 - Wednesday 17 October 2012 03:59

charm, sleep power, harden, pound. the ultimate date rape set of moves.

TwiztedYuri | 9

#5052639 - Wednesday 17 October 2012 05:24

79 what's the point in charm if sleep powder does the job.

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today, I was going to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. He couldn't get hard and pouted about it for nearly two hours. When I went to comfort...

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today, my mom got out a camcorder she's had a while. She said there were tapes of me when I was a child. The first tape I put in was a porno of her and...

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Intimacy

Nearly

Today, my new neighbor broke into our new house because his key didn't work. We just closed this week on the house and changed the locks after foot prints...

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today I discovered that a company has been using a photo of me for one of those "see how this woman looks after losing 50 pounds" online advertisements....

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

See all the Nearly FMLs

World

Loading data…

Colombia

Today, I went dancing with my best friend and I went back with her to crash in her bed. I didn't expect her boyfriend to stay over too, much less in the...

Singapore

Today, a day before my birthday, I'm submitting my unplanned resignation after receiving an applicant's phone call inquiring about my position. Because...

See all the World FMLs

Photos

See all FML photos