Today, I woke up after having a dream which included sex with a very hot guy. I realized it's about time I get laid, because the hot guy was Brock from Pokémon. FML
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HooHooHa
| 6
After years of rejection, Brock finally gets some action!
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zingline89
| 18
Gotta catch 'em all did not refer to STDs.
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HooHooHa
| 6
After years of rejection, Brock finally gets some action!
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charmedamethyst
| 14
I never understood why he was always rejected. He had the whole package - sweet, smart, funny, attractive, AND he can cook.
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Larawk
| 8
I wonder if he actually opened his eyes in her dream...
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TrueTriage
| 16
He wasn't rejected someone would pull him away everytime whether it was misty, max, croagunk, or bonsly. He just never had the oppritunity
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MoodyBlue320
| 11
I was always more of an Ash girl. And it's all good, I've had sexy dreams with anime guys as well lol.
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CarmenCnh
| 22
Cockblock in other words.
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SirCharles83
| 13
More like Cockbrock
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MuldRAR
| 6
Ash was only 10!!!... Slightly disturbing
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Tolarie
| 13
Brock: the most cockblocked of all time?
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Inheritance
| 10
I never understood why brock couldn't catch a ditto and have it transform into nurse Joy.
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JerryH
| 9
I'm dating a nurse named Joy
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TheOnlyX
| 11
Oh God, I read 20's comment wrong and that it said "and he had cock" at first...damn Communism is messing with me.
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andromeda335
| 9
This isn't an fml, imo
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SneakherHead
| 5
Everybody hated on him because he had a huge Brock
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dinorider_fml
| 4
57- I think that would be bestiality
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cashflow94
| 0
Haha !
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TurkeySlab
| 9
Woot go brok
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FATTY_MCDOOGLE
| 29
You can't say no to the Brock.
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MoodyBlue320
| 11
I was like 8 at the time so I think it's safe to say it was okay, lol.
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BeforeItWasCool
| 12
Hey, nothing wrong with Brock!
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drewcat21
| 0
If I was a cartoon I'd tap misty! Haha
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AngelicTide
| 11
Indeed!
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lolipop1234_fml
| 7
6- she's to young! I'd do her sisters doh :)
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siickman
| 7
Well i mean Brock cant see for shit. Always like -.- ... Lol
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MormonPornstar
| 7
56 - Same with every other Asian in existence....
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zingline89
| 18
Gotta catch 'em all did not refer to STDs.
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onlychildFTW
| 33
You can't get stds from anime characters!
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Blue329
| 15
U clearly did not catch the joke^
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TheOnlyX
| 11
Neither does he catch the "sex" either.
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itsharkley
| 8
I had a dream that i was being fucked like a god by a nidoking should i be scared lawls
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MormonPornstar
| 7
89 - No, you should be euthanized... immediately.
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stephanie8sasha
| 4
I always though Brock was kind of attractive! At least he didn't have a girl voice like Ash.
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94yhy
| 8
I always wondered why he sounded like a girl when I was a kid. Then I shat bricks when I found out his voice actor is a girl — and a pretty hot one at that.
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laden_swallow09
| 34
Yeah, they do that a lot in the voice acting business. Kids are usually played by women. Examples being Bobby from King of the Hill and the rich snob on Shin-chan.
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mvc3ftw
| 17
I always wondered why ash never grew the hell up,people in all the other anime and cartoons did.
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skyeyez9
| 24
I think they sometimes do that because if they use a male voice actor, his voice will eventually change and then they have to find another, and so on...etc
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maosquare
| 18
Well, clearly there isn't anything wrong with Brock. He is a piece of art.
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DobbytheElf
| 4
Did you catch all of his Pokemon? If you know what Im saying.
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gree_fml
| 11
We dont
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syki
| 22
He Brocked you all night long.
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Enslaved
| 36
Read that to the tune of AC/DC. (:
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andiewithlove
| 21
"Yeah yooooouuu, Brocked me aaaallll night looong!" Will now be stuck in my head for the remainder of the day.
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lolipop1234_fml
| 7
Did he Brock your world? Sorry that was terrible.
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freshberries22
| 17
No, he brocked her like a hurricane. Sorry I know lame.
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Jiplo
| 18
Well, you know, Brock and Roll Ain't Noise Pollution.
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ycrem0n
| 20
So how's his Onix and two Geodudes?
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jvmateo
| 0
Still hard as hell I'm guessing ;)
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jvmateo
| 0
Still hard as hell I'm guessing ;)
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AwesomePdudE
| 9
My Caterpie just evolved into a Metapod and used string shot.
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UncleMuscles
| 5
Still Brock hard.
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nogood9
| 4
Did you make his onix evolve into a steelix?
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dangousity
| 21
Lame girl
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BellaBelle_fml
| 23
Liking Pokémon does not make you lame, it makes you awesome!
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CallMeMcFeelii
| 13
I loved Pokemon when I was a youngin but I never had a wet dream about Misty. Charlize Theron..well that's a different story.
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AH1Zviper
| 15
But a picture of a poorly drawn dog and a bone is pretty lame.
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Enslaved
| 36
Did you cradle his pokeballs?
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pokefan813
| 16
Brock used charm. The op fainted.
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XanderJayNix
| 17
Ash --> Caterpie --> Immediate String-shot
Brock --> Onix --> immediate Harden
At least you chose well.
Brock --> Onix --> immediate Harden
At least you chose well.
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kittytub
| 12
charm, sleep power, harden, pound. the ultimate date rape set of moves.
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TwiztedYuri
| 9
79 what's the point in charm if sleep powder does the job.