By sadie - 1/4/2021 23:00 Overreaction Today, my mom yelled at me in the store so loudly and for so long, a crowd began to form. The reason? I didn’t know how much milk we had left at home. I don’t drink milk. FML I agree, your life sucks 1053 You deserved it 52 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By HeatedHeat - 29/3/2021 11:00 Erm, thanks, I guess Today, I went to a store to buy a 43-inch TV that was on sale. The sale was so good that they sold out on the floor. I went to guest services and asked the employee if they had any in the back. She literally went to the back of the room, let out this god awful fart, came back out and said, “Sorry, we don’t.” FML I agree, your life sucks 885 You deserved it 321 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By matt - 12/3/2021 08:01 People disprove Today, I, a forty year-old man, went to the store with my teenage daughter and infant son. I got some very dirty looks. FML I agree, your life sucks 1032 You deserved it 91 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By prettyconstipated - 9/3/2021 14:02 Weird compliment, but OK Today, while buying laxatives at a store, the cashier loudly declared that I'm "too pretty" to be constipated. What? FML I agree, your life sucks 929 You deserved it 82 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Imnotfromhere - 5/3/2021 05:01 How? Why? What? Today, I wore leggings without underwear. When I got in the car after a busy shopping day, I realized that my pubes had poked through the fabric and my bush was on the outside of my pants. FML I agree, your life sucks 349 You deserved it 1793 15 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By DV. - 27/2/2021 23:01 - Denmark - Copenhagen Judge not lest ye be judged Today, my girlfriend and I, who are both heavy set, went into the pharmacy and asked if they sold any over the counter antidiarrhetic medicine. The store clerk, eyeing us up and down, said, “Uh, sorry, we don’t have antidiabetic medicine.” FML I agree, your life sucks 924 You deserved it 259 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 26/2/2021 14:02 Winner winner chicken dinner Today, I realized I have finally turned into my mother when I got excited about using so many coupons that I only paid 70 cents for $14 worth of groceries. I need a life. FML I agree, your life sucks 695 You deserved it 206 8 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By lukey101 - 14/2/2021 18:30 - Australia Casual something Today, I went to the Asian Grocery. I politely smiled, bellowed, “Hello!” and kind of waved to the cashier as I walked in, to which he gave me a blank, scared-for-his-life kinda look. Turns out he was actually just another customer. FML I agree, your life sucks 555 You deserved it 342 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By BackIGo - 15/1/2021 02:01 - Australia Back to the drawing board Today, I finished birthday shopping for my husband, my son, and a close friend, who all have birthdays within a week. I was proud of myself for being organized, until I remembered: my husband has a twin sister. FML I agree, your life sucks 691 You deserved it 146 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By May - 10/1/2021 20:01 Cart Narcs will get ya! Today, my dad forced me to leave my empty shopping cart in the middle of a store, rather than return it to the corral. My dad’s word is law, and all I can think about is how much of an asshole I am. FML I agree, your life sucks 763 You deserved it 173 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Lillian - 25/12/2020 01:58 - United States Are you OK, hun? Today, I walked into a store to buy a type of bread I like. The stuff was sold out, so I asked an employee when they'll be restocking it. The employee yelled at me, because, "They do have that bread," walks to the isle, and then when she saw that they really were out of the bread, she walked off. FML I agree, your life sucks 962 You deserved it 105 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By E.B. - United States - Grenada Major annoyance Today, I'm a college student working at Dollar Tree. The signs hanging every 10 ft, plastered on every box, every wall, every corner, say "Everything's $1." Someone asked me how much something was, because there was no price tag. This happens multiple times a day. FML I agree, your life sucks 49872 You deserved it 4850 147 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Canada - Gander Carry her home Today, I helped an elderly woman push her grocery cart around the store, and look for her vehicle after she'd paid. After we spent ages wandering around trying to find her car, she remembered that she'd taken the bus today. FML I agree, your life sucks 44281 You deserved it 4309 57 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By NotASize0 - Denmark Fingers crossed Today, while shopping for a birthday present for my size 0 friend, I picked out a pair of pants for her. When paying, the cashier looked me up and down and said, "Well, you're pretty optimistic aren't you?" FML I agree, your life sucks 51585 You deserved it 4244 179 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By spacemanspiff78 Just joking, dude! Today, while standing in line at the supermarket, I reached past my wife to get a pack of gum. She jokingly did the "battered wife flinch" to get a laugh, and smiled at me from behind her hand. The cop staring at us obviously didn't notice the smile and definitely didn't think it was funny. FML I agree, your life sucks 31111 You deserved it 4186 38 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Australia Booted Today, a middle-aged woman came into the shoe shop where I work, and asked me to help her put on a pair of boots that were obviously too small. Simultaneously as I knelt down by her feet, she booted me in the face while we tried to get them on. FML I agree, your life sucks 26243 You deserved it 3353 76 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
Today, I was punished for leaving the front door unlocked overnight. This was after I checked it no fewer than seven times to make sure it was locked.... I agree, your life sucks 23 You deserved it 1 0 Comments
Today, I realized that the last two women I've tried to date have rejected me because they were both more interested in domestic abusers. I can't imagine... I agree, your life sucks 21 You deserved it 3 0 Comments
Today, my girlfriend had one of her seizures during foreplay. She’s fine, but I’m not, she had my penis in her hand and while seizing she squeezed it so... I agree, your life sucks 91 You deserved it 5 1 Comments
Today, I'm 3 months pregnant and have seemingly started having sex dreams about other men. Last night, I had a passionate affair with an older man. Who... I agree, your life sucks 150 You deserved it 43 4 Comments