By rashree - 13/2/2010 01:34 - United States
  Today, my long-distance boyfriend told me that he was going to pee on me to "mark his territory." When I told him that it was disgusting, he said, "last time, I just peed on you in the shower." FML
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By  null_fml  |  11

Sounds like he's into golden showers and just trying to ease you into the idea. Assuming you're not, based on your reaction, now's a good time to tell him to fuck off and find someone else to pee on.