By rashree - 13/02/2010 01:34 - United States

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Today, my long-distance boyfriend told me that he was going to pee on me to "mark his territory." When I told him that it was disgusting, he said, "last time, I just peed on you in the shower." FML
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greenlime_fml 3
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3- People aren't saying its dirty to pee in the shower, just that its gross to pee on your gf in the shower.

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Badboy6 5

hahaa funny.. lol but nasty u got a weirdo bf

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Badboy6 5

hahaa funny.. lol but nasty u got a weirdo bf

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SomeonesGoneDie 0
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That man is brilliant.... simply, brilliant.

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Tripout 0
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EEEWWWWIIIIEEEE XD

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TrollisMe 5

Kakashiii :D

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koirakuen 0
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whats so dirty about peeing in the shower

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sharpl916 0

Yeah! save waters by peeing while you shower! Convinient!

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greenlime_fml 3
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3- People aren't saying its dirty to pee in the shower, just that its gross to pee on your gf in the shower.

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DGross 8
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Time to move on... unless you're into that sort of thing I guess ???

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pathtoprevail 0

bow chikka bow wow!!

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original_angie 0

Lmfao! funny but disgusting.

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truthisRelative 0
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WTF!! It's time to move on, dear.

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AngelsOnTheStars_fml_fml 0

Aw, that's sweet. XD

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null_fml 11
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Sounds like he's into golden showers and just trying to ease you into the idea. Assuming you're not, based on your reaction, now's a good time to tell him to fuck off and find someone else to pee on.

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Linka_fml 0

I had a bf like that once, do what I did, /break up with him/. ROFL. No seriously.

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eeeeeeee 5
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You can't fight fire with fire, but you CAN fight piss with piss.

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purplemnm 9

if I was a dog and were a flower, I'd lift up my leg and give you a shower :D

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christys25 0
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lol, that's funny shit!

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