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Tuesday 29 October 2013

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Today , my girlfriand got a datantion 4 public display of affaction. Wa go to diffarant schools. FML

#20937522
133 comments

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On 10/29/2013 at 12:24am - love - by cmart_9 (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today... mah husband and I were watching Jurassic Park. At the end of the movie... he commented on how amazed he was that they could ( train those dinosaurs ) to do exactlyhat they wanted them to do. FML

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On 10/29/2013 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today , I rushed to a dentist's appointment . Once in the chair , I apologized fir not having had the time to brush mah teeth beforehand . He responded with , "Ah that's alright , I just took a piss and forgot to wash mah hands." FML

#20937985
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On 10/29/2013 at 2:57pm - health - by Anonymous - Zimbabwe

Today.!! !! I had a job interview that I was quite nervous about !! During the interview.!! !! I struggld to get words out and the interviewer angrily told me to.!! !! ( Get on with it !! ) I continud to struggle and was later kickd out 4 wasting there time !! I have a stutter !! mega FML

#20937756
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Today I Was Refereeing A Soccer Match And I Called A Foul . An Angry Coach Kept Screaming At Me Saying "You're Crazy!" I Asked Him To Leave The Field . As He Left He Lifted His Middle Finger And Screamed "FUCK YOU!" I Ref 5-year-olds . FML

#20937864
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On 10/29/2013 at 12:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was wereing a letterman jacket that had my school name and "Okinawa Japan" on the back. A high school kid walks up to me and says, "I can't forgive u people for bombing Perel Harbor." I'm black. FML

#20938215
160 comments

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On 10/29/2013 at 6:31pm - misc - by The_FN_Gunny - United States (Tennessee)

2day my mother was talking about a holiday she went on this time last year . She turned to me to say, "You would've loved it, it's a shame you couldn't come" . I was there . It was just the two of us on holiday together . FML

#20938197
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On 10/29/2013 at 6:09pm - misc - by Liv (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I got my cats a new scratching post. They completely ignored it an tore apart the new felt on my pool table. FML

#20938376
91 comments

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On 10/29/2013 at 8:41pm - animals - by Nish (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I finally got to surprise boyfriend with a birthday cake. I spent four days planning the perfect one. First thing he says? ( Erm, you know I'm 32, right? ) I got his age wrong. FML

#20937690
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On 10/29/2013 at 6:40am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia



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