By Stephy - 22/7/2021 11:01 The high road Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Trying to be the bigger person, I told him, "Your loss, not mine." He responded with, "I didn’t lose anything really. You let yourself go. Have you looked in the mirror lately?” FML I agree, your life sucks 563 You deserved it 826 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 22/7/2021 02:01 Romance isn't dead Today, it's been six months since I gave birth, and no matter how many times we've tried, my post baby body just doesn’t arouse my husband anymore. We still love each other, but for him to get a boner these days he has to watch a few minutes of porn first then keep his eyes closed during sex so he doesn’t go soft. FML I agree, your life sucks 1557 You deserved it 123 10 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 4/7/2021 18:00 FUPA kings Today, as I got out of the shower, my young stepson saw me naked. Later, he asked his mom why my "pee pee" is so small when everyone says it is supposed to get bigger when you become an adult. FML I agree, your life sucks 1120 You deserved it 115 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 11/6/2021 05:59 Getting on Today, after much measuring with a tape measure, comparing with my sisters and even asking my husband for his opinion, I'm forced to admit that without a bra on, my boobs now sag so much my nipples hang down to the level of my belly button. FML I agree, your life sucks 855 You deserved it 94 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ForeverAFatty - 29/5/2021 20:01 - United States - Staten Island Haters Today, my boyfriend invited me to swim at his house. I'm very obese, so I had some reservations about it, but he assured me it'd be alright. Instead, the whole time I was treated to his mother commenting on my weight umpteen times, and his brother calling me "Moby Dick" and throwing pool noodles at me. FML I agree, your life sucks 1768 You deserved it 301 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 29/5/2021 07:59 Smooth talker Today, instead of my boyfriend calling me his Kit Kat like he normally does, he called me his "Kit Kat Chunky". When I asked him why, he said it's because I'm now 20% chunkier. FML I agree, your life sucks 799 You deserved it 252 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By sphear880 - 21/5/2021 19:59 Kids are assholes to each other Today, I have discovered that my daughter is struggling with anorexia. When I sat down to talk with her about it, she said it’s because, "all the other kids at school keep calling her fat." She was underweight before, and has now gone to being severely underweight. FML I agree, your life sucks 1075 You deserved it 50 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 26/4/2021 11:00 - South Africa - Cape Town The Conquest of Bread Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, tickling each other. He grabbed my stomach roll and told me it looked like a baguette. FML I agree, your life sucks 754 You deserved it 232 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By spinspinsugar - 24/2/2021 14:01 - United States - Camillus Bodyshaming ain't cool Today, I was video chatting with my dad. He handed the phone to his wife, whose first words out of her mouth were, "Why are you getting so skinny?" This was also the same woman whose first words out of her mouth when they came to visit us 3 years ago was how much weight I've gained. FML I agree, your life sucks 813 You deserved it 72 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 9/12/2020 13:02 - United Kingdom - Milton Keynes Bodyshaming Today, my coworker doesn't want to go to lunch with me anymore, after I lost a load of weight in lockdown and she's still "overweight." Apparently, I've "changed, and not the same person." FML I agree, your life sucks 659 You deserved it 52 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
Today, I peed myself on my husband's brand new white car seat because I'm pregnant and he refused to pull over, even though I begged him too. FML I agree, your life sucks 32 You deserved it 5 2 Comments
Today, I saw tumbleweed blow past, but I hadn't even made a joke. FML I agree, your life sucks 2 You deserved it 1 0 Comments
Today, I found out that my wife of ten years is still deeply in love with her first crush from before she met me. Now I'm starting to wonder whether her... I agree, your life sucks 452 You deserved it 98 4 Comments
Today, my girl was giving me a BJ when my dog started howling. She keeps going; my dog keeps howling. She stops, my dog stops. We start getting it on again... I agree, your life sucks 659 You deserved it 151 8 Comments