By rosanne - 8/4/2021 08:00 Leave me alone Today, I learned that me wearing a mask will not stop creepy old men from telling me to smile. FML I agree, your life sucks 885 You deserved it 84 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By LeaveMeAlone - 23/2/2021 22:56 Get out of there, fast Today, I went on a date with a really cute guy. Things were going great, so we went to his place. While he was in the bathroom, I absentmindedly looked around his apartment. Unfortunately, his living room cupboard was half open, and I saw a shrine of pictures of me. Apparently, he's been stalking me for months. FML I agree, your life sucks 1556 You deserved it 105 9 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 13/2/2021 08:02 I guess that's why they call it an intravitreal injection Today, the eye doctor told me I only had 90% vision on my left eye, and asked if I wanted treatment. Not being terribly bothered by it, I asked what the treatment would consist of. "We'll stick a large needle in your eye, and pump in some medicine." I quickly wished him a pleasant day and left. FML I agree, your life sucks 767 You deserved it 147 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 9/2/2021 00:30 Or does he? Today, I read a message from someone on Instagram asking if I wanted to "hook up with a nice guy sometime." It was my uncle – he doesn't recognize his own family before messaging them. FML I agree, your life sucks 929 You deserved it 44 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 22/12/2020 05:02 - United States - Gainesville Go away, creep Today, I learned that my stalker is still trying to weasel their way into my life even after they doxxed me, cyberstalked me, harassed me, threatened me, and attempted blackmail on me. All this just because I told them that their boyfriend groomed me when I was a minor. FML I agree, your life sucks 900 You deserved it 64 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By lukey101 - 17/12/2020 01:58 - Australia - Caboolture That took a dark turn… Today, I asked a colleague what part of town he was from. After explaining, he went on to say how much his wife loved the house and its location. That was of course until she died and soiled herself in their bed one night, which he didn't realise until the next morning. Sorry for asking. FML I agree, your life sucks 830 You deserved it 120 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Nashville Creepypasta Today, for the first time, I made a guy get a boner and make out with me. This would've been great if it hadn't been a dream, and if the guy in question hadn't been my brother. FML I agree, your life sucks 24857 You deserved it 4671 116 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Dani - Australia Stranger danger Today, I happened to make eye contact with a stranger standing on a balcony of the apartment building across the train tracks from mine. He ran his finger across his neck like a knife and winked at me. I'm afraid to go out again. FML I agree, your life sucks 32883 You deserved it 2598 114 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
Today, I realized part of the root of my gender dysphoria is male privilege and me craving any power and to quit being talked over and quit being invisible.... I agree, your life sucks 6 You deserved it 12 0 Comments
Today my boyfriend told me he just changed his bed sheets for the first time this year. It’s April. FML I agree, your life sucks 16 You deserved it 1 0 Comments
Today, my 5 year-old daughter and I had the displeasure of walking in on my husband going down on another woman. I don’t know what’s worse, the fact that... I agree, your life sucks 355 You deserved it 12 2 Comments
Today, I had some unexpected alone time for the first time in months and decided to *ahem* play with an adult toy. As things were getting close to the... I agree, your life sucks 444 You deserved it 102 2 Comments