By screwedover - 27/10/2018 14:09 - Australia
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Barbie squeaks
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Switzerland - Ruschlikon
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By ncbb5 - 04/11/2015 18:57
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Hey, op here. I was supposed to spend the day with my boyfriend but I got called to work. I told him don't do anything stupid. We know how that turned out. Anyway he's fine now just whining like a baby.
By Anonymous - 16/10/2017 01:30
Strange terminology
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Selfish
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Saucy
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By CyberPsycho - 19/08/2016 20:57 - United States - Nashville
CyberPsycho tells us more.
UPDATE: I called the manager and told him about my encounter. He wants me to come talk to him about it further but I'll admit that I'm still kind of embarrassed to go back to that store....
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Hobgoblin? Anustart?
By TheUnknownGamer - 19/08/2018 15:00 - Croatia
Caught
By Anonymous - 25/10/2015 02:47 - United States - Apollo
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Banana-nana fo-fo-nads
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By dysfunctional_ravenclaw - 21/10/2017 08:00 - United States - Houston
Grifter
By Anonymous - 13/02/2018 01:30
By Anonymous - 23/07/2018 06:39
ourlastnightlife tells us more.
Hi, OP here! this is my submission lol... I've made police reports but you know how well that goes lmao. He messages me every few months w new profiles. I've moved cities 4 times, changed my number 3 times, changed my name(hi I'm a trans man), changed my email, everything. At the time he first asked me out when I was 15, I was happily in a long term relationship. At the time he threatened to kill my boyfriend and rape me. At one point we were best friends. And I tried to stay his friend after he asked me out. I told him from the very beginning that I was taken. He even had his mum calling me a **** and a ***** and threatening me. And to all y'all saying I should have given him a chance, y'all are on crack lol. He is persistent but his last few messages have been him just harassing me for being trans lol. And no I didn't come out as transgender to get him to back off, I came out as transgender because I am transgender. I'm 23 now and have sworn off relationships for good. This is all hilarious to me now, it's been a while since he actually tried to come at me physically, at this point he is just words on a screen. but I thought this would make a good fml story. And yes I did have to make a new profile to comment. Have a nice day y'all :3
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OP here. I was on the lease. I was approved to go off the lease, as someone else was moving into the house. 3 bedroom house, 2 people on the lease, I move out, someone else moves in. The real estate agent changed his mind about me going off the lease because the new chick wasn’t going into my room - which he can’t actually do - and the lease doesn’t specify who is in which room. The real estate agent has been unprofessional towards me and never once helped me - but ex housemate is a narcissistic toxic liar, so who knows what lies she’s spread about me... Plot twist - the owner is moving back into the house, so my ex housemate and her new housemate now have to vacate and I’m footing half the cleaning bills etc because I’m sick of fighting and want to cut this chick out of my life!