Today, while baby-proofing the stairs so that my toddler wouldn't fall, I slipped on his toy car, broke the brand new gate while grabbing it so I wouldn't fall down the stairs, and broke my wrist and a rib. My husband should mom-proof the house for me now. FML
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_Hakuna_Matata_
| 12
Well, at least now you and the toddler have one more thing in common lol
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Charlie Given
| 21
Yes Alex I'll take ,Name that inanimate object left out by your child that nearly killed you, for a hundred.🤣🤣🤣
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chris_lillo
| 12
What a great business idea!
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BurnInDemonFire
| 30
Was this an outtake from Jackass?
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melisssa87
| 30
Your toddler didn’t try to kill you? Now injured you have less power over him
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d3rpb0t
| 10
I doubt their last name is Griffin, and that the kid has said "Damn you, vile woman!"
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_Hakuna_Matata_
| 12
Well, at least now you and the toddler have one more thing in common lol
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jen_jalapeno
| 10
Ouch.
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Charlie Given
| 21
Yes Alex I'll take ,Name that inanimate object left out by your child that nearly killed you, for a hundred.🤣🤣🤣
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ohsnapword
| 21
I found to easiest way to baby-proof my house. A vasectomy. Definitely less risky than putting a gate at the top of the stairs.
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BurnInDemonFire
| 30
As a wise man once said; "Sex is pointless without potency."
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boopingsnoot
| 23
Wasn’t there a murder mystery show with a plot like this? Kid thinks dad pushed mom down the stairs and killed her, but mom actually tripped on the kid’s toys that were left out, and the death was an accident.
I think it was an episode of Father Brown.
I think it was an episode of Father Brown.
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ViviMage
| 38
Get a cardboard box and save toilet paper rolls and each car will have its own "garage" to park in.
YDI for tripping on a toy. The child needs to be taught to put toys away. These sorts of hazards are the first thing you look for before this project.
YDI for tripping on a toy. The child needs to be taught to put toys away. These sorts of hazards are the first thing you look for before this project.