FML : Today, while baby-proofing the stairs so that my toddler wouldn't fall, I slipped on his toy car, broke the brand new gate while grabbing it so I wouldn't...

Today, while baby-proofing the stairs so that my toddler wouldn't fall, I slipped on his toy car, broke the brand new gate while grabbing it so I wouldn't fall down the stairs, and broke my wrist and a rib. My husband should mom-proof the house for me now. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Clumsy - / Saturday 4 August 2018 15:00 /

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By _Hakuna_Matata_ | 12

#7671550 - Saturday 4 August 2018 15:26

Well, at least now you and the toddler have one more thing in common lol

By Charlie Given | 18

#7671561 - Saturday 4 August 2018 16:21

Yes Alex I'll take ,Name that inanimate object left out by your child that nearly killed you, for a hundred.🤣🤣🤣

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By chris_lillo | 10

#7663456 - Thursday 19 July 2018 10:12

What a great business idea!

By BurnInDemonFire | 23

#7663656 - Thursday 19 July 2018 18:33

Was this an outtake from Jackass?

By melisssa87 | 28

#7671548 - Saturday 4 August 2018 15:11

Your toddler didn’t try to kill you? Now injured you have less power over him

d3rpb0t | 8

#7671563 - Saturday 4 August 2018 16:36

I doubt their last name is Griffin, and that the kid has said "Damn you, vile woman!"

By _Hakuna_Matata_ | 12

#7671550 - Saturday 4 August 2018 15:26

Well, at least now you and the toddler have one more thing in common lol

By jen_jalapeno | 10

#7671553 - Saturday 4 August 2018 15:39

Ouch.

By Charlie Given | 18

#7671561 - Saturday 4 August 2018 16:21

Yes Alex I'll take ,Name that inanimate object left out by your child that nearly killed you, for a hundred.🤣🤣🤣

By ohsnapword | 20

#7671611 - Saturday 4 August 2018 18:19

I found to easiest way to baby-proof my house. A vasectomy. Definitely less risky than putting a gate at the top of the stairs.

BurnInDemonFire | 23

#7671703 - Sunday 5 August 2018 1:53

As a wise man once said; "Sex is pointless without potency."

By boopingsnoot | 23

#7671617 - Saturday 4 August 2018 18:27

Wasn’t there a murder mystery show with a plot like this? Kid thinks dad pushed mom down the stairs and killed her, but mom actually tripped on the kid’s toys that were left out, and the death was an accident.

I think it was an episode of Father Brown.

By ViviMage | 35

#7672047 - Monday 6 August 2018 0:06

Get a cardboard box and save toilet paper rolls and each car will have its own "garage" to park in.
YDI for tripping on a toy. The child needs to be taught to put toys away. These sorts of hazards are the first thing you look for before this project.