Today, I have to look after my best friend's parrot for a few days. One minute out of the room, I came back in to find out that the parrot had taught my three-year-old the word "slut". Now the two won't stop screaming "slut" throughout the whole house. My wife thinks both learned the word from me. FML
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drayloon
| 50
Having a child is basically like having another parrot
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UncleGrandpaw
| 6
why would your friend even teach his parrot to say that word?
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UncleGrandpaw
| 6
why would your friend even teach his parrot to say that word?
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MDoremis
| 38
Who said the friend even taught him that? The bird could have had a previous owner that taught it foul words, or even heard it when the tv was on and just started repeating it.
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chuka81
| 27
Because there's nothing funnier than a foul mouthed, cussing parrot. How else would you wear an eye patch and pretend you're a pirate if your parrot can't cuss?
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doubledeckerbus
| 15
Parrots have to be taught words they can't just hear it and start saying it
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xDrakeNinja
| 12
The real question is, who wouldnt?
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janfleury
| 19
If a word or phrase is said in a manner that makes an impression on the parrot and that parrot is an African Gray it takes 1 time for it to learn the word. That is why our African Gray says "Damn it Henri".
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cwade71
| 17
Yeah they can
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drayloon
| 50
Having a child is basically like having another parrot
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Popeye2341
| 13
Why did the parrot even know the word slut in the first place?
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thatweirdasian
| 22
The same way parrots can pick up any other word. T.V., radio, people, etc.
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james_logan
| 19
Why is it that the husband always gets blamed? Down with sexism! Up with Masculinism!
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thatweirdasian
| 22
What's this got to do with sexism? It's whether the parrot had taught the word to the child, or the husband did. Unless the parrot's a female human being, then I'm missing something her, lol.
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emeraldarcher74
| 30
Yes! Because, like all things, this issue roots back to sexism solely! No other factors at play here. None at all!
*sarcasm*
*sarcasm*
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james_logan
| 19
Why don't people know when I'm joking? =(
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thatweirdasian
| 22
Haha, sorry! I take back what I said :)
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Dale_shackleford
| 13
Because sadly, there are a lot of people that would say that sort of thing seriously.
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LiliK_fml
| 21
Why didn't your friend teach it something useful like; "Help! He turned me into a parrot!"
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rockeditionbarbi
| 14
Get your own back. Teach the parrot worse words
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purple_bunnies
| 20
That would be a bad idea with a 3-year old around to overhear and repeat them as well
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zmanryan4
| 4
Parrot and child 1
Parents 0
Telling your friend what happen: priceless
Parents 0
Telling your friend what happen: priceless
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SSJ4Asterisk
| 5
Tell her that the parrot is really saying "salt", but it has a thick accent.
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bella_nana347
| 23
plot twist: this is the same op from the post before this and this is why his wife is kicking him out
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trucker2
| 33
Kind of funny- my brothers parrot talks with a Lisp.. And sounds just like his wife..