Intimacy: Today, I was having amazing sex with my husband. When he blew...

By spaceavery - 24/09/2016 04:53 - United States - Gresham

Today, I was having amazing sex with my husband. When he blew his load, he also blew something else - a giant glob of snot, directly at my face. FML

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cacheson 41

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Sunday 25 September 2016 10:06

Wow, blowing loads from both ends. That's really... a skill... that a person probably should not have...

SofaKing619 13

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Sunday 25 September 2016 9:52

Damn that's nasty

SofaKing619 13

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Sunday 25 September 2016 9:52

Damn that's nasty

Harshie 10

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Sunday 25 September 2016 9:54

Could be worse, he could've blown his load on your face

cacheson 41

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Sunday 25 September 2016 10:06

Wow, blowing loads from both ends. That's really... a skill... that a person probably should not have...

tantanpanda 26

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Sunday 25 September 2016 21:28

I mean, it could be coming from all three ends. luckily, it would be really hard for this to happen and geometrically, it would be hard to cum in someone, shoot snot, and shit on someone at the same time. Sorry for the mental image.

justinb97 16

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Monday 26 September 2016 3:46

Geometrically?

RpiesSPIES 27

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Sunday 25 September 2016 10:12

Moneysnot!

TXfmylifer 10

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Sunday 25 September 2016 11:33

Doesn't matter, had sex.

Lillysar91 20

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Sunday 25 September 2016 12:08

Headshot!

stoopid1970 7

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Sunday 25 September 2016 13:06

But the sex was good right ?

whitnayfortooh 29

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Sunday 25 September 2016 13:11

kinky.

jasonswife423 18

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Sunday 25 September 2016 15:15

I would have vomited.

melana09 19

Sunday 25 September 2016 15:24

It's a gross situation but laugh it off things happen.

spaceavery 6

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Sunday 25 September 2016 22:05

Yeah, pretty much. I managed to block most of it with my arm and then went and washed up with a bunch of soap. I was cracking up for a solid 15 minutes or so. The situation was so ridiculous I couldn't even be mad.