Today, my ex of 2 months, who I'm on good terms with, posted an Instagram photo with her new boyfriend, captioned "Love you babe, 4 months have never been sweeter." I've never been good at math, but 4 seems bigger than 2. FML
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Today, the ex I still have feelings for made a post on Facebook announcing her two month anniversary with her boyfriend. She broke up with me less than two weeks ago. FML
Today, I messaged the guy I've been seeing for 4 months, referring to him as my boyfriend. His response? "I didn't realize you had a boyfriend." FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 months found out she was 4 months pregnant with her ex's baby. She told me I could leave her and she wouldn't blame me, but I decided to stay with her. She told me she loved me and then dumped me because she needed to be with her baby's daddy. FML
Today, I found out that my ex has a “new” girlfriend. I’ve been romantically involved with the ex off and on since our breakup 2 years ago, which just so happens to be how long they’ve apparently been dating. FML
Today, on her Facebook profile, my ex erased all the pictures where we were together, added her new boyfriend to her friends, and changed her status to, "I'm so happy". FML
Today, three months after finally ending a long relationship with the love of my life because he was cheating on me, we are now seeing each other again. And cheating on our new significant others with each other. FML
Today, it's been 4 years since I cheated on my boyfriend and we broke up. I've moved on within those four years, but I found out the reason I have such a hard time getting a new man now is because my ex, who still works the same minimum wage job, still goes out of his way to tell everyone he knows about our breakup. FML
Today, I looked at my ex’s Instagram stories and found out that during our relationship, she was taking her now boyfriend to all the places I'd showed her. They’ve lasted way longer than we did, and she’s the one who left me. Seems like she liked how I treated her, just not me. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my ex's new girlfriend. I found out he was dating us both at the same time and was comparing between us. That is why he broke up with me two years ago and is still with her ever since. FML
Today, the woman I love told me she cared about me and didn't like me hurting myself. She then posted a picture of herself making-out with her new boyfriend. FML
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llostinreality 19
Sooo probably not on good terms anymore
Leeono 26
Not sure why you said FML. Your maths are correct! Good job buddy!
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Leeono 26
Not sure why you said FML. Your maths are correct! Good job buddy!
llostinreality 19
Sooo probably not on good terms anymore
tounces7 27
Actually now is when you become on good terms with her new BF so you can inform him she was seeing both of you at the same time, because he's probably not aware of it either.
dexter420 21
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Hopefully he will beat her
real life problems 26
The **** is wrong with you
GoogieWithers 24
She could have made a mistake? Possibly? Maybe?
pjsr 32
Possibly that’s not all that’s bigger
RichardPencil 30
I’m fantastic at math so let me explain it to you. She was test-driving the new guy for two months while keeping you as her back-up, just in case he disappointed. Apparently, he did not, so she kicked you to the curb two months ago. I’m glad I can share my giftedness with you. :)
real life problems 26
You need to become the official translator for the weekly 'best of the worst'.
RichardPencil 30
Thanks. I would, but I'd require Hazardous Duty Pay. When I read those, I can feel the brain damage setting in. Long-term exposure to the Best of the Worst will likely reduce me to a blithering idiot (ok, more of a blithering idiot than I am already :) )
chris_lillo 15
Maybe your ex is just bad at math? 😬 but in a seriousness that's terrible OP. I would certainly completely cut her off
chosha_fml 26
Unfriend. You don’t need to see that in your wall every day, and it sounds like those good terms were based on her lies.
Davros 12
Think that's bad, wait until she tells you both that she's 6 months pregnant.
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
You spelled 'used to be on goof terms with' wrong
MamaChey 24
Goof terms?
IrieStorm 9
Well, it appears, so did you.
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
good* terms