By wdones97 - 08/10/2018 14:00
The Top
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By Languages - 24/04/2017 16:58 - United States - Irving
Exaspera tells us more.
By Anonymous - 25/05/2017 21:00 - France
By NeedALittleRoomToBreathe - 20/05/2017 02:00
By azouwa - 01/06/2017 13:31
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There's nothing wrong with going to a senior graduation to figure out who just turned 18!! lol, Nah. seriously, a few girls and I were working on an assignment, and them, being 20, only wanted to discuss fornication. So I told a few stories, and when jaws dropped, I went back to work on the paper we're writing. (I'm female btw).
By oh_lordy_me - 24/09/2015 17:53 - United States - Chicago
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OP here! I would love to move his litter box but in a one bedroom apartment it's pretty useless, unless I want the smell in the bedroom or living room/kitchen! As for shutting the door, I probably should! Took me a little while to realize what he was doing, since this is a recent habit of his. The little turd (pun intended) used to chill with me as I was getting ready and him meowing outside of the door is annoying as hell. But, yeah, all in all, I vacate the premises for a few minutes, light a candle and all is good :)
By dammit - 12/09/2015 08:11 - Australia - Redbank
By SuperShy - 06/09/2016 04:29 - United States - Massillon
Why would you say that?
By Rowaelin16 - 23/08/2016 02:50 - United States - Chicago
Magical mystery tour
By FranticFarAwayDaughter - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
By RipperoniPizza - 22/03/2018 23:50
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OP here. I'm pretty surprised this got published, it's my one and only fml that I've ever made. It's actually a pretty long story, we've kinda both had a thing for each other and actually dated for a very brief time before (never kissed though hence the "amazing" first kiss between us) but she didn't think she was comfortable and decided that maybe we should just stay friends. I was perfectly ok with that, but then she asked me out on the date and I thought that maybe she was actually ready this time. Nope! However, things are definitely confusing as she has started flirting with me again so it's kind of seeming like she might be interested again. I still have feelings for her and I probably always will, but I'm not wanting to play games anymore. Also, as for her change in sexuality, whether it's permanent for a "phase" or whatever, I definitely won't ruin her reputation or anything, like I said, it's my best friend that I would do a lot for. Some of these comments are great too! Thanks
By GoFigure - 15/06/2016 13:33 - Germany - Berlin
By anonymous - 06/06/2016 16:51 - United States - Phoenix
By No thanks - 20/05/2016 00:06 - United States
By YeahFML - 07/07/2018 01:30 - Slovakia
By ChromoTec - 24/09/2018 22:38
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Hey, OP here. I couldn't fit everything inside the 300-character limit, so I'll just explain it here. She says we don't have the money to go, which currently we don't, but she refused all of my fundraising ideas and made me take down my GoFundMe page, and since she doesn't let me get a job either, I'm stuck with no way to pay for it. I've tried again and again to get her to let me go, but she won't let me. I want to live in Japan as an adult, and this trip might be the only chance I'll get before making that decision. She also says she's concerned about my "safety," although we have 24/7 support, a bilingual tour guide with us at all times, and one adult chaperone per six students. I really cannot convince her otherwise, so I guess I just can't go. It was nice getting all of your supportive comments, and I look forward to being able to go as an adult.
One can only hope
By sadgirl - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
By idefka - 08/04/2017 02:00
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By LittleMissRejected - 21/07/2017 14:27
By Anonymous - 03/10/2016 14:09 - United States - East Brunswick
By T3kM4n - 20/09/2016 06:08 - United States - Spokane
By whoops - 02/09/2016 14:49 - United Kingdom - Nottingham
By catty_13 - 07/10/2017 04:30
Healthy lifestyle tips
By middleagednurse - 04/10/2017 23:37
Welcome to the Splash Zone!
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By mrtoolate - 19/06/2016 08:58 - India - Pune
By scherzo - 09/04/2018 15:00 - United States - Edmond
By oh no - 06/06/2016 15:45 - United States - Rochester
Keywords
OP here. What a surprise, my first published FML! Being a Mexican restaurant, all of the employees there were Mexican. I try to keep up on my Spanish and wanted to know the translation. This one turned out to be rather easy to remember. Cheers!