Grifter

By Anonymous - 13/02/2018 01:30

Today, my phone went missing. My 8-year-old son took it to school and sold it for $10. FML
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lukesick1 12

"This has been the worst trade deal in the history of trade deals"

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manb91uk 22

I hope you sold every single one of that little ******* toys to make up for it!

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lukesick1 12

"This has been the worst trade deal in the history of trade deals"

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Wintermelons 19

Heckin perfect comment

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manb91uk 22

I hope you sold every single one of that little ******* toys to make up for it!

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RichardPencil 30

I’ll bet that’s how DealDash.com gets its merch.

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HoobidibooFox 11

Did he look in your phone and find your “Mom” first?

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RichardPencil 30

Gunning for that Meta Comment of the week award! Good luck!

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

That's when you make your son give up the name of the kid he sold the phone to, call the kid's parents to inform them of the situation, and then (hopefully) get your phone back.

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Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

And that is why you never buy him anything expensive... He wants a phone? "I would buy you one, but knowing that you're gonna sell it for 10$..." Car? "I'd buy you one, but knowing that you'd sell it for 10 $..." And the list goes on and on...

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Sinshine 28

Sorry but an 8 years old should know to not take other people's things... Good luck getting that phone back, though.

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tounces7 27

They do know better. I have an 8 year old. She'd never even consider doing such a thing. That kid must not have much of a conscience.

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boopingsnoot 24

I wanna know what the kid needed $10 for so badly

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rodfergie 18

What does an 8 year old boy need money for? A 7 year old girl.

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cornyrob 33

Perhaps he didn't know how to get it started.

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