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By LadyLou - / Tuesday 3 November 2015 11:42 / Australia
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  Tripartita  |  44

Look, #72, if you have any nightmares, make yourself some warm milk in your human-skull-mug. After a few sips, relax as the sound of your bed's heartbeat lulls you to sleep.

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  Ichiya  |  29

I like sneaking up on people in crowds and whispering "I like your skin can I wear it?" Then you fade into the crowds and giggle as they freak out.

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Today, at the fast food joint I work at, I had to climb into the children's play area and chase out two horny teens who thought it was an appropriate place to stick their hands down each other's pants and fool around. I don't get paid enough for this shit. FML

By quickit / Friday 5 December 2014 17:14 / United States - Rochester
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