Today, I found out that the reason I hadn't gotten pregnant yet was because my husband had a vasectomy after the birth of his son. He even had the nerve to continously tell me, "it'll happen soon, baby" and let me believe we were trying. FML
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Today, I found out that the reason I hadn't gotten pregnant yet was because my husband had a vasectomy after the birth of his son. He even had the nerve to continously tell me, "it'll happen soon, baby" and let me believe we were trying. FML
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Today, I once again had to explain that my husband's vasectomy was because we really don't want children, and that, "but you can always adopt or try to undo the vasectomy" isn't an appropriate answer. FML
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Diawar 2
time to mess with his head- tell him your pregnant!! Let that ride for a good 2 months and talk about it EVERY CHANCE just to watch him sweat
guiltyschuldig49 12
I think it’s time you have a conversation on what his expectations were for you two. If you wanted kids and he knew that and STILL didn’t tell you, you may wanna rethink your relationship. Sounds to me like he kept telling you it’d happen cause he wanted more sex.
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Diawar 2
time to mess with his head- tell him your pregnant!! Let that ride for a good 2 months and talk about it EVERY CHANCE just to watch him sweat
Yudith 25
Better still; really get pregnant. You might even stay with the other dad.
fullacrapallofyou 14
Are you retarded
devsingh97 13
so evil 😂
ZeldaFlower 16
If he told her that he got a vasectomy, morals aside, it’s too late for anything like that. If he really did think he could still get her pregnant, I doubt it would make him sweat.
guiltyschuldig49 12
I think it’s time you have a conversation on what his expectations were for you two. If you wanted kids and he knew that and STILL didn’t tell you, you may wanna rethink your relationship. Sounds to me like he kept telling you it’d happen cause he wanted more sex.
WistayShlaio82 13
I’m really sorry he did that to you.
bobsanction 18
Excellent move on his part.
Ashamed_Sister 60
No, it's the ultimate betrayal.
guiltyschuldig49 12
How is that good if he knew she wanted kids and trailed her along by promising it’ll happen even though he KNEW it wouldn’t? He just continually lied to his wife for god knows how long.
thehaystackerine 20
if you were doing your job right you'd have noticed the incision scars.
Sady_Ct 37
My husband had one, and it got infected and healed badly... still no scar. There are other types of vasectomy that leave no scars.
guiltyschuldig49 12
The scar, if one even forms, is normally located under the shaft at the base near the sac, easily hidden from view. So how exactly did you expect her to see it?
spinspinsugar 12
ok here's my question- how the heck did you find out he had a vasectomy? his baby mama tell you? or did his mama tell you?
Mathalamus 24
Maybe the husband told her....?
spinspinsugar 12
that too. idk maybe it's me, but the post sounded more scandalous than that lol
RichardPencil 30
If it's any consolation, he still likes ******* you for fun! That's pretty good, right?
Hangryko 31
Originally posted by Anonymous on 15/9/2009 from the United States.
FueledByFate 24
You should discuss potentially looking into a reverse vasectomy if you both truly want a child another child now. If he’s sincere, I imagine that he’d be open to the idea.
alycion 38
Beyond screwed up. I’m not an advocate for divorce, but if it were me, I’d really have some thinking to do. Whether it be getting away from him for a few weeks, talking to a therapist, or both. You are going to have a lot of hurt and betrayal to work through.