By dysfunctional_ravenclaw - 21/10/2017 08:00 - United States - Houston

Today, I made the egregious mistake of going on RateMyTeachers. My students think that, while I'm a good teacher, I have constant "wardrobe malfunctions" and spill my "bloody ass tampons all over the place like a bitch". I teach 6th graders. FML
I agree, your life sucks 3 625
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What? This just leaves more questions than answers for me. How does one spill tampons? Is this a new phrase for the children, or are you jumping on your desk and firing them out your cooch like a bottle rocket whenever you get mad? PLEASE say it’s the second one. It’ll remind me of my Chinese teacher.

why the fuck do the 6th graders rate the teachers ?? do they get a choice ? lol thats what ratemyprofessor is for, choices.

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I really hope that is a eufemism

They talk about wardrobes and tampons? I really hope that's just from the girls and not the guys.

You are lucky they aren’t saying anything about your looks.

Middle schoolers are cruel

That's really bad. Those kids need a discipline.

why the fuck do the 6th graders rate the teachers ?? do they get a choice ? lol thats what ratemyprofessor is for, choices.

What? This just leaves more questions than answers for me. How does one spill tampons? Is this a new phrase for the children, or are you jumping on your desk and firing them out your cooch like a bottle rocket whenever you get mad? PLEASE say it’s the second one. It’ll remind me of my Chinese teacher.

Kids can be cruel, but I can't automatically side with the teacher here. In seventh grade one of my teachers never wore a bra, and had other such wardrobe issues. It was very distracting and often uncomfortable for the students.

"Oh it's called ratemyteachers.com. I'm on a completely different, more awesome site."

At least your students consider you a good teacher. Just wear modest and confy clothes and if your students don't pay attention, hit them with a strawberry jam tampon.