FML : Today, I was up late and heard my mother and her boyfriend come home. After a full minute of bed-creaking action, I heard him exclaim, "I did it! A new...

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Today, I was up late and heard my mother and her boyfriend come home. After a full minute of bed-creaking action, I heard him exclaim, "I did it! A new record, haha!" I can't get it out of my head. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Saturday 19 March 2016 07:29 / United States - New Orleans

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By nzhx | 23

#6562824 - Sunday 20 March 2016 0:52

F your mother's life

By Welshite | 39

#6562822 - Sunday 20 March 2016 0:52

Tomorrow it will be two minutes. And three minutes the day after. Isn't it wonderful that you get to witness such great personal accomplishments? You should congratulate him on his times each morning. Being out the stopwatch while you're at it.

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By kylo_117 | 17

#6562821 - Sunday 20 March 2016 0:51

Well that's not very pleasant....

By Welshite | 39

#6562822 - Sunday 20 March 2016 0:52

Tomorrow it will be two minutes. And three minutes the day after. Isn't it wonderful that you get to witness such great personal accomplishments? You should congratulate him on his times each morning. Being out the stopwatch while you're at it.

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holyshmolly | 13

#6562847 - Sunday 20 March 2016 1:31

Bring*

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Welshite | 39

#6562850 - Sunday 20 March 2016 1:37

Good catch. Autocorrect is a double-edged sword.

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FitFriday | 32

#6563083 - Sunday 20 March 2016 11:26

Better yet, give him pointers

By kumarina | 35

#6562823 - Sunday 20 March 2016 0:52

Bad for you, but I can't feel so bad for your mom

By nzhx | 23

#6562824 - Sunday 20 March 2016 0:52

F your mother's life

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vikky538 | 28

#6563323 - Sunday 20 March 2016 19:55

For one minute!

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vonvaski | 18

#6563781 - Monday 21 March 2016 7:51

Someone already did, apparently

By Thoricsteam20 | 24

#6562825 - Sunday 20 March 2016 0:52

*Guinness busts through their door

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heartbreak831 | 9

#6564147 - Monday 21 March 2016 19:06

That's too funny!

By AwkwardBookworm | 27

#6562826 - Sunday 20 March 2016 0:55

Maybe it's time to invest in noise cancelling headphones

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domolovesyoshi | 33

#6562852 - Sunday 20 March 2016 1:40

Ear plugs

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lexiieeex3 | 32

#6563659 - Monday 21 March 2016 4:10

But if it's only for a minute would OP even be able to get them on in time?

By annoyedperson | 25

#6562827 - Sunday 20 March 2016 0:55

I'm guessing he lasted 45 seconds this time

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fuckidontknow98 | 10

#6562854 - Sunday 20 March 2016 1:47

Maybe he's timing how fast he can get the mom to cum

By seemetrot_fml | 16

#6562828 - Sunday 20 March 2016 0:55

Gross gross gross. The thought of this makes me cringe haha

By moocowmilk0 | 19

#6562841 - Sunday 20 March 2016 1:16

welp time to move out

By Mathalamus | 23

#6562853 - Sunday 20 March 2016 1:44

a full minute? that doesnt sound too good.

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