By Anonymous - 19/03/2016 07:29 - United States - New Orleans

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Today, I was up late and heard my mother and her boyfriend come home. After a full minute of bed-creaking action, I heard him exclaim, "I did it! A new record, haha!" I can't get it out of my head. FML
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F your mother's life

Tomorrow it will be two minutes. And three minutes the day after. Isn't it wonderful that you get to witness such great personal accomplishments? You should congratulate him on his times each morning. Being out the stopwatch while you're at it.

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Well that's not very pleasant....

Tomorrow it will be two minutes. And three minutes the day after. Isn't it wonderful that you get to witness such great personal accomplishments? You should congratulate him on his times each morning. Being out the stopwatch while you're at it.

Good catch. Autocorrect is a double-edged sword.

Better yet, give him pointers

Bad for you, but I can't feel so bad for your mom

F your mother's life

For one minute!

Someone already did, apparently

*Guinness busts through their door

That's too funny!

Maybe it's time to invest in noise cancelling headphones

But if it's only for a minute would OP even be able to get them on in time?

I'm guessing he lasted 45 seconds this time

Maybe he's timing how fast he can get the mom to cum

Gross gross gross. The thought of this makes me cringe haha

welp time to move out

a full minute? that doesnt sound too good.