Hobgoblin? Anustart?

By TheUnknownGamer - 19/08/2018 15:00 - Croatia

Today, I kissed my girlfriend goodbye at the train station when a familiar woman's voice screamed, "You unfaithful piece of shit!" My sister had just wanted to troll me, which ended with my girlfriend slapping me twice, kicking my balls, and calling me some absurd names. FML
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Chazzster 28

Well, I guess that happens if you are unfaithful to your sister... But seriously, that’s a really shitty thing for anyone to do to someone.

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Davros 12

Your sister is a savage...... and a top level prankster. It'll be fun getting your revenge.

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Chazzster 28

Well, I guess that happens if you are unfaithful to your sister... But seriously, that’s a really shitty thing for anyone to do to someone.

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d3rpb0t 10

I didn't know Alabama had soap operas.

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interesting33 36

this should be pretty easily resolved in terms of the sister explaining who she really is she showing proof e.g. photos as kids. but your girlfriend's reaction involved physical violence and is not ok, so you might need to decide how you want to deal with that OP

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PenguinPal3017 19

If you think that he should be trying to get her back you are ******* insane. He should be calling the police and getting a restraining order.

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interesting33 36

I am not suggesting he try to get her back, but you are right, I didn't condemn it enough.

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Davros 12

Your sister is a savage...... and a top level prankster. It'll be fun getting your revenge.

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RichardPencil 30

Then your sister tried to explain to your girlfriend that you two are not “dating.” It almost worked until everyone heard the banjo music in the background...

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RichardPencil 30

“Schweinhund! Strumpet! Eater of foul meats! Dingleberry!”

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13das 5

I'm confused as to why your sister looks so much like your girlfriend that you could get them confused..........

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PenguinPal3017 19

I'm confused as to why you can't read.

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blondie45 21

If your girlfriend is going to over-react in such an aggressive manner without even asking for your side of the story it’s time she became your ex-girlfriend....

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cardin06 15

Soooo.... your girlfriend never met your sister????

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DanielleinDC 33

Your sister is a jerk for playing that stunt on you.

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