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Today, I kissed my girlfriend goodbye at the train station when a familiar woman's voice screamed, "You unfaithful piece of shit!" My sister had just wanted to troll me, which ended with my girlfriend slapping me twice, kicking my balls, and calling me some absurd names. FML
this should be pretty easily resolved in terms of the sister explaining who she really is she showing proof e.g. photos as kids. but your girlfriend's reaction involved physical violence and is not ok, so you might need to decide how you want to deal with that OP
If you think that he should be trying to get her back you are fucking insane. He should be calling the police and getting a restraining order.
Well, I guess that happens if you are unfaithful to your sister... But seriously, that’s a really shitty thing for anyone to do to someone.
Your sister is a savage...... and a top level prankster. It'll be fun getting your revenge.