Intimacy: Today, my dad wanted to show me a cool camera he saw on Amazon...

By Anonymous - 24/01/2016 15:27 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, my dad wanted to show me a cool camera he saw on Amazon yesterday, so I let him use my laptop to find it. I realized too late that I'd forgotten to clear my browsing history. The suggested purchases section was filled with dildos and lube. He definitely noticed. FML

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By oopsydaddy - 14/08/2018 06:00

Today, my dad asked my help with a computer problem. Whenever he logged on Facebook, every single advertisement appeared to be hardcore porn. I had to awkwardly explain that these ads are based on his browsing habits. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2015 11:52 - United States - Garland

Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2014 22:38 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I was trying to show my family a cool website. Unfortunately my porn instincts kicked in and I started typing the URL of my favorite porn site. I couldn't stop myself before it autocompleted. FML

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Privacy

By silver bear - 15/05/2021 17:00

Today, my dad saw my cleared internet history and said, "You do know we can still track your history with your IP address, right?" I don’t ever look at porn or anything like that. I just don’t want other people knowing all my business all the time. FML

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Impatience

By Anonymous - 15/05/2020 02:00

Today, my dad asked me to help him buy a laptop by searching online. He explicitly said, "When you have time." I decided to shower as I had just woken up. While showering, I was startled by loud banging and my dad angrily asking why I wasn't looking for his laptop. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2015 18:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML

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By thats what my ipod is for - 26/04/2013 17:34 - United States

Today, I overheard my grandpa telling my mom he'd found a load of porn in my laptop's browser history, but that he deleted all the "filth" so she wouldn't have to see it. She believed him and I got grounded, much to his amusement. I've never looked up porn on that computer in my life. FML

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By Michelle - 04/08/2009 17:31 - United States

Today, I turned on my boyfriend's computer and saw pictures of all of my credit cards, front and back, and several of my parent's credit cards. I looked in his e-mail and found receipts for items which had been billed to me and delivered to him, including golf clubs and my birthday gift. FML

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By loserface - 23/02/2009 22:50 - United States

Today, I was interviewing a cute guy for my journalism class, and he asked to borrow my laptop to check his email quickly. After the interview, I realized that the last thing I had searched for on my browser's Google box was "ingrown pubic hairs," and it was still up there. FML

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By Oh no - 13/10/2018 03:00

Today, I went searching for my old school laptop only to find that my stepdad had swiped it and given it to his mother. My sex tapes and nudes are on it. FML

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whassallt26 13

Monday 25 January 2016 0:14

Rookie mistake

UncleCaitlyn 21

Monday 25 January 2016 0:21

Have you considered incognito mode?

Comments

whassallt26 13

Monday 25 January 2016 0:14

Rookie mistake

krazy789 28

Thursday 28 January 2016 2:01

i remember those days... i had to learn quick

thefaekitten 29

Monday 25 January 2016 0:14

Thats the moment you know you ****** up.

Fmelikeuhateme 24

Thursday 28 January 2016 13:57

He wish :p

ManicGypsy 22

Monday 25 January 2016 0:15

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

tantanpanda 26

Monday 25 January 2016 0:36

A guy buying ****** and lube doesn't automatically make him gay, you know.

Lars93 18

Monday 25 January 2016 0:38

no straight person would buy that...

mattrd_fml 31

Monday 25 January 2016 0:49

@Lars93 You're wrong.

XxDanno316xX 27

Monday 25 January 2016 0:54

#10, So a guy buying his gf a toy is gay? Your way if thinking is flawed mate :)

Krypt1c 11

Monday 25 January 2016 1:04

Believe it or not there are straight men that enjoy anal play.

KushyMcHaze 18

Monday 25 January 2016 1:39

Who said OP is a guy?

marigoldcobain 21

Monday 25 January 2016 1:41

The male icon on the left of "Anonymous"...

cheeeksss 29

Monday 25 January 2016 5:47

Realized I made a mistake in this comment, so I'm editing over it.

interesting33 36

Monday 25 January 2016 8:14

#13 I see where you're coming from - I assumed OP was maybe gay or bi too, but actually a lot of straight guys like receiving anal, girlfriends buy strap-ons and things. It apparently stimulates the prostate and feels really good. It isn't necessarily just for someone who is homosexual.

Bunnyluver 20

Friday 1 April 2016 3:03

How can you tell, Op may be a girl. Will it tell you on the app?

SecundusSecunda 27

Monday 25 January 2016 0:15

It was at that moment he knew, he messed up.

Its_Sinon 15

Monday 25 January 2016 0:20

Do you clear your browsing history every day?

UncleCaitlyn 21

Monday 25 January 2016 0:21

Have you considered incognito mode?

MeowntainMix 18

Monday 25 January 2016 14:25

I don't think you can sign in to websites in incognito mode

mudkipsan 19

Monday 25 January 2016 15:18

49, you can, although your auth token goes away when you close the tab, like you'd expect. It's moot, though, because when you log in, amazon now knows who you are - you can put on a big hat and sunglasses for a walk down to the ***** store, but when you say "HI, I'm Jack Offenschimdt, please send these ****** to my house," it kind of tips your hand. And next time you walk by the place on your way to get tacos with your dad, hope the clerk doesn't rush out to thank you for keeping him in business by buying gallons of lube. That's pretty much what happened here.