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whassallt26
| 13
Rookie mistake
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UncleCaitlyn
| 21
Have you considered incognito mode?
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whassallt26
| 13
Rookie mistake
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krazy789
| 28
i remember those days... i had to learn quick
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thefaekitten
| 29
Thats the moment you know you fucked up.
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Fmelikeuhateme
| 24
He wish :p
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ManicGypsy
| 21
Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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tantanpanda
| 26
A guy buying dildos and lube doesn't automatically make him gay, you know.
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Lars93
| 18
no straight person would buy that...
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mattrd_fml
| 31
@Lars93 You're wrong.
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XxDanno316xX
| 27
#10, So a guy buying his gf a toy is gay? Your way if thinking is flawed mate :)
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Krypt1c
| 11
Believe it or not there are straight men that enjoy anal play.
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KushyMcHaze
| 14
Who said OP is a guy?
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marigoldcobain
| 21
The male icon on the left of "Anonymous"...
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cheeeksss
| 29
Realized I made a mistake in this comment, so I'm editing over it.
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interesting33
| 36
#13 I see where you're coming from - I assumed OP was maybe gay or bi too, but actually a lot of straight guys like receiving anal, girlfriends buy strap-ons and things. It apparently stimulates the prostate and feels really good. It isn't necessarily just for someone who is homosexual.
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Bunnyluver
| 20
How can you tell, Op may be a girl. Will it tell you on the app?
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SecundusSecunda
| 27
It was at that moment he knew, he messed up.
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Its_Sinon
| 15
Do you clear your browsing history every day?
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UncleCaitlyn
| 21
Have you considered incognito mode?
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MeowntainMix
| 18
I don't think you can sign in to websites in incognito mode
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mudkipsan
| 19
49, you can, although your auth token goes away when you close the tab, like you'd expect. It's moot, though, because when you log in, amazon now knows who you are - you can put on a big hat and sunglasses for a walk down to the dildo store, but when you say "HI, I'm Jack Offenschimdt, please send these dildos to my house," it kind of tips your hand.
And next time you walk by the place on your way to get tacos with your dad, hope the clerk doesn't rush out to thank you for keeping him in business by buying gallons of lube. That's pretty much what happened here.
And next time you walk by the place on your way to get tacos with your dad, hope the clerk doesn't rush out to thank you for keeping him in business by buying gallons of lube. That's pretty much what happened here.
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cosmic_peanut
| 17
this would made a pretty good vine tho , sorry for hearing that OP!
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trojanman74
| 6
You done messed up A Aron!!!
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MisterKnowItAll
| 15
you wanna go to war B lockay?!
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Adamjohn82
| 19
Jay quellin? We got a jay quellin?
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18drakerad
| 18
If one of y'all says some silly ass name, this whole class is gonna feel my wrath
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dragonclaw6
| 11
What about a Dee Nice.....where she at?
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Youre_A_Pussy
| 19
You mean Denise?
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noisyboy4000
| 23
Son of a bitch! *breaks clipboard*
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bandaidstations
| 28
Op shouldn't be having sex. He WILL get pregnant, AND DIE!
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Badkarma4u
| 17
Insubordinate... and churlish.
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Boobookittyf96
| 10
I love all of you
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toastbrot
| 9
that's interesting, I would never buy that kind of toys at amazon. thats like buying condoms where the curious friend of your mom works.
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FSGInsainity
| 15
And then her friend asks why you're getting them, as nobody would ever sleep with you.
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TurquoiseJesus
| 15
lot cheaper to buy that stuff there then at a normal sex shop (and frankly cheaper than most adult-sale websites).
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cameowhitten
| 12
adam and eve has good coupons. ;)
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Ilsontfous
| 3
If he just "noticed" without saying anything that´s pretty cool of him
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