All in a day's work

By Steve-noh - 10/08/2018 23:30

Today, at my job as a waiter I sharted myself while taking an order. They tipped me $20 and wrote "for new underwear" on the receipt. FML
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JasonThorn 20

That's a pretty chill customer, right there. At least they were supportive.

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Levi2411 41

You were so charming they wanted to help you get the shit out your pants! You should feel honored.

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JasonThorn 20

That's a pretty chill customer, right there. At least they were supportive.

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Levi2411 41

You were so charming they wanted to help you get the shit out your pants! You should feel honored.

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Glowworm56 26

Hey, that's not all that bad actually. You got a nice tip and some fresh underwear out of it.

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Charlie Given 26

LOL glad to see I'm not the only one who has shit themselves right in the middle of helping customers,tho I wasn't so lucky to have a great customer like that, nope they tried to have me fired and I had to pull the I'm disabled with Crohn's disease card to keep my job at the time I feel your pain.😏

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Hey, a $20 tip is awesome! I guess that's the secret to getting good ones - just shart yourself. :D

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RichardPencil 30

Great customers! Not only did they spring for a very fancy pair of drawers, they powered through their meal despite your shit smell.

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BrookieB 13

What was ur reaction?”oh shit”

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Davros 12

You could have scraped them out if you had a poop knife.

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baby4mommy 27

Underwear? Maybe a package of adult diapers might be a safer investment

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