By wait, what - 17/10/2017 21:00 - United Kingdom - Southampton

Today, I found a 2-page letter nailed to the door of my car demanding that I break up with my girlfriend, Janet, so that a "real man" can date her instead. I’m a single straight woman and I don’t know anybody called Janet. FML
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Ironic, a real man would confront you face to face, like a real man.

Maybe you are “Janet.” Aside from not knowing your name, you should give the real man a chance. 1) He actually took the time to sit down with a pen and paper and write an old-fashioned letter, and 2) he has the strength to drive a nail into a car.

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At least the nutjob didn't actually break the car.

He did drive a nail into it!

Oh, I didn't catch that part, thanks.

Maybe you are “Janet.” Aside from not knowing your name, you should give the real man a chance. 1) He actually took the time to sit down with a pen and paper and write an old-fashioned letter, and 2) he has the strength to drive a nail into a car.

Ironic, a real man would confront you face to face, like a real man.

Maybe he put real man in quotes in the letter like OP did in the FML?

Same thing i said.

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See if there is any evidence of the person who wrote the letter to make them pay for nailing it to the car

"Damn it, Janet!"

95 thesis of love.

Hats off to you for going with the Martin Luther reference! I was thinking about it, but I chickened out.

Wait, someone really took a hammer and a nail to your car. That's awesome

Is everyone just ignoring the fact that the account claims that OP is male?