By madeleine - 8/4/2021 05:00 Gummy Today, I caught my young daughter eating candy after brushing her teeth. Angry, I asked her if she wanted all her teeth to fall out. She smiled and said, “Yes!” FML I agree, your life sucks 585 You deserved it 236 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Ethan - 7/4/2021 20:30 - United Kingdom - London Time for the dentist Today, I got home to my son holding his brother down with one foot on his chest and both hands on a pair of pliers, trying to pull out his infected tooth, looking like some sort of redneck, hillbilly comedy sketch. I half expected to hear sound effects in the background. FML I agree, your life sucks 750 You deserved it 149 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Flyaway - 21/3/2021 11:56 - Australia - Rhodes The reflex, flex flex flex flex Today, a fly landed on my dentist's arm. The same arm and hand holding the needle inserted into my gum. He instinctively tried to shake it off. FML I agree, your life sucks 969 You deserved it 43 0 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By AbysmalAbyss - 11/3/2021 08:04 Gruesome Today, it's been seven days since I had my wisdom tooth removed, under guidance from both a doctor and a dentist to help with frequent headaches. The dentist cut open my cheek during surgery, which got infected, and now I also have dry socket. My mouth is causing me agony, and so are my headaches. FML I agree, your life sucks 975 You deserved it 50 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
Today, I realized part of the root of my gender dysphoria is male privilege and me craving any power and to quit being talked over and quit being invisible.... I agree, your life sucks 6 You deserved it 12 0 Comments
Today my boyfriend told me he just changed his bed sheets for the first time this year. It’s April. FML I agree, your life sucks 16 You deserved it 1 0 Comments
Today, my 5 year-old daughter and I had the displeasure of walking in on my husband going down on another woman. I don’t know what’s worse, the fact that... I agree, your life sucks 360 You deserved it 12 2 Comments
Today, I had some unexpected alone time for the first time in months and decided to *ahem* play with an adult toy. As things were getting close to the... I agree, your life sucks 445 You deserved it 102 2 Comments