By Anonymous - 15/4/2021 13:59 - Canada Splish splash, I was taking a bath Today, my neighbour decided to get high while leaving his bathtub running, resulting in passing out and starting a flood in the hallways. FML I agree, your life sucks 755 You deserved it 39 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By saya - 5/4/2021 20:00 Screamo Today, my neighbor heard me scream and decided to call the cops because she thought I was being murdered. Nope, just stubbed my toe. FML I agree, your life sucks 698 You deserved it 189 0 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ljajjanaa - 4/4/2021 11:00 For Those About to Rock… Today, I had to politely request that my floormate not blast heavy metal music at 4 a.m. His response? "It’s the weekend," followed by him slamming the door in my face and turning the music up. I work weekends. FML I agree, your life sucks 964 You deserved it 79 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 29/3/2021 21:59 - United States - Crystal City TMI Today, my neighbor, who is an elderly woman that I barely know, decided to tell me about how she feels she's lost too much weight and now when she looks at herself naked she thinks her boobs hang and look like bull testicles. FML I agree, your life sucks 793 You deserved it 82 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By bad influence - 29/3/2021 15:30 - United States Kids will be kids Today, I've been getting terrible backlash from the neighbors after I forbade my kids from hanging out with one of the neighborhood kids. They think I dislike her because she’s trans. The truth is she’s rude, disrespectful, has been in several fights and had run ins with the police. FML I agree, your life sucks 975 You deserved it 64 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By fml9124 - 19/2/2021 19:58 Today, my neighbor yelled at me because her two kids got into my pool. They scaled a two-meter wall to get to my backyard. They used a tree in her yard that hangs over the wall. I guess I could install razor wire on top of the wall. FML I agree, your life sucks 963 You deserved it 45 8 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 18/2/2021 18:30 - United States - Pittsburgh Pavarotti next door Today, I had to hear my neighbor whine again through the walls because he can't talk in a quiet voice. You can hear him from across the street, and that's before he gets drunk. FML I agree, your life sucks 757 You deserved it 47 1 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Dani - Australia Stranger danger Today, I happened to make eye contact with a stranger standing on a balcony of the apartment building across the train tracks from mine. He ran his finger across his neck like a knife and winked at me. I'm afraid to go out again. FML I agree, your life sucks 32883 You deserved it 2598 114 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By El Camino - United States Territorial Pissings Today, I parked in a different lot because the one I usually park in was full. When I came back later, a bumper sticker was stuck to the windshield that said, "INCONSIDERATE F***, DON'T PARK HERE AGAIN!" To make matters worse, it was stuck on with a special type of glue, so it can't be removed. FML I agree, your life sucks 28294 You deserved it 5051 117 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
Today, I realized part of the root of my gender dysphoria is male privilege and me craving any power and to quit being talked over and quit being invisible.... I agree, your life sucks 6 You deserved it 12 0 Comments
Today my boyfriend told me he just changed his bed sheets for the first time this year. It’s April. FML I agree, your life sucks 15 You deserved it 1 0 Comments
Today, my 5 year-old daughter and I had the displeasure of walking in on my husband going down on another woman. I don’t know what’s worse, the fact that... I agree, your life sucks 331 You deserved it 11 1 Comments
Today, I had some unexpected alone time for the first time in months and decided to *ahem* play with an adult toy. As things were getting close to the... I agree, your life sucks 438 You deserved it 99 2 Comments