FML : Today, I got into a car accident. I hit a pole in the middle of the night trying to avoid a car that was coming at me head on. Actually, it was just the...

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Today, I got into a car accident. I hit a pole in the middle of the night trying to avoid a car that was coming at me head on. Actually, it was just the reflection of my own headlights in the windows of a bus stop. FML

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By Lili - / Tuesday 27 June 2017 21:00 / France

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By johnnyswallop | 18

#7476802 - Tuesday 27 June 2017 21:39

There's a little bit of YDI here, but given that you could've been seriously injured, I think we should have mercy.

By Lalala579121 | 27

#7476883 - Wednesday 28 June 2017 2:18

So you were driving head on into a bus stop?

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By RichardPencil | 27

#7476797 - Tuesday 27 June 2017 21:28

Sounds like the work of ISIS! Instead of plowing vehicles into crowds of infidels, they diabolically place bus stops to get infidels to smash themselves. Devious bastards!

By johnnyswallop | 18

#7476802 - Tuesday 27 June 2017 21:39

There's a little bit of YDI here, but given that you could've been seriously injured, I think we should have mercy.

By Tarlachia | 33

#7476817 - Tuesday 27 June 2017 22:21

You must've been a cat or dog in a previous life, because they freak out and crash into things sometimes when they see their own reflections.

By Chazzster | 20

#7476819 - Tuesday 27 June 2017 22:29

Movie " Goldfinger" James Bond did the same sort of thing. But he had the excuse that he was being chased and shot at.

By Lalala579121 | 27

#7476883 - Wednesday 28 June 2017 2:18

So you were driving head on into a bus stop?

By wanted_2_want | 40

#7476896 - Wednesday 28 June 2017 4:20

I hate when poles get on the way!!

By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7476949 - Wednesday 28 June 2017 9:46

Just how can you manage that? Was the bus stop located in the middle of the road?

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rivenrock | 14

#7477527 - Thursday 29 June 2017 20:53

The angles do seem dodgy.

By species4872 | 19

#7476972 - Wednesday 28 June 2017 11:19

Interesting one for the cops to work out, either book you or your reflection.

By iwantasoda | 16

#7477106 - Wednesday 28 June 2017 17:56

You're lucky that all you hit was a pole!

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Razell | 13

#7478186 - Saturday 1 July 2017 1:13

Yeah! OP could have hit a German or Algerian instead!

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