By estrelladam - 08/03/2016 20:52 - United Kingdom - London
The Top
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By Doomy - 07/01/2010 14:43 - United States
Not now, bowels!
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
That Friday feeling
By Anon - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - New Zealand
By drkate25 - 04/06/2013 16:28 - United States - Enfield
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They were definitely playing! They did catch it again, ironically enough, in this little pop-up 'mouse hunt' toy tent thing. I managed to trap it and get it outside safely, though they miss their toy.
Are we nearly there?
By Anonymous - 19/09/2015 05:24 - United States - Los Angeles
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By single - 15/12/2017 19:00 - United States - San Jose
By Anonymous - 07/06/2016 19:27 - United States - Charlottesville
TMI Mom
By Grossed out - 14/02/2009 21:37 - United States
By Chicketi - 11/02/2009 14:45 - Canada
By Anonymous - 09/01/2015 21:17 - United States - Santa Fe
Read the small print
By J-Sauce - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Canada - Salmon Arm
By WildChildRocker - 28/10/2015 17:00 - United States - New York
WildChildRocker tells us more.
Hi everyone! OP here. We were out at a nightclub for a Halloween event. I was standing at the edge of the dance floor talking to my boyfriend and the girl was behind me where I couldn't see her. I was carrying a cardboard hammer and I moved it and felt it touch something, then turned around and saw this girl cringing. I apologized two or three times and gave her a hug. As some people guessed, I referred to her as a "drama queen" only here, and it was to show what I thought before I knew that she had had surgery; a person who was in good physical health wouldn't have reacted so strongly to such a light tap. I did not hit her on purpose, and I certainly didn't think she was a drama queen after hearing what happened to her. Thanks for the comments!
By Sleeping moody - 08/08/2016 04:01 - United States - Hollywood
Social skills
By justfired - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada
Lonely days
By beckbr - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By MrDanito - 28/04/2016 06:21 - Czech Republic - Lysa Nad Labem
How very dare you?
By PainStressLife - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Dublin
Happy Pride everyone!
By yourclotheslookgay - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Rotherham
By Anonymous - 07/10/2018 03:00 - United States - Tallahassee
By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 16:44 - France
By Anonymous - 07/01/2011 08:03 - United States
WMD FML
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Netherlands
Asshole
By Anonymous - 21/06/2013 20:38 - Netherlands - Mierlo
By Quincy_Ethan - 29/08/2014 21:22 - United States - Killeen
By Anonymous - 02/06/2017 11:08
Dreams can come true
By Anonymous - 19/09/2015 02:08 - United States - Seattle
By ellieinc - 08/08/2016 03:39 - United States - Stacy
By pooraf - 04/08/2016 14:42 - United States - Urbana
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Hi, it's OP there. I'd like to give you more details because I always like to know what's behind a story. I didn't register before today, and in fact never thought i'd be published. My father doesn't live with me, fortunately. He lives in a house divided in two. The other half is occupied by his brother, who pays the bills (and isn't very happy about it!). He is retired and has no debt. He doesn't pay for the house insurance either, and managed to get his taxes lowered, though he still complains about it. He buys a lot of books and newspapers, which is fine for me, because after all, he does what he wants with his money. But I'm bothered because he doesn't pay for anything in the house, which is deteriorating. Every time I try to talk to him about he complains that he has no money and that I don't understand. It's very frustrating for me because I have to pay for myself everything he's not, and I earn far less. Besides, as he lives far from me, I have to pay for travel and accommodation every time I visit him. Well, that's the story behind my FML. Thanks for your comments, some made me laugh