By raraisbang - 19/06/2012 01:07 - United States - Doyline
By raraisbang - 19/06/2012 01:07 - United States - Doyline
By Anonymous - 07/08/2015 21:18 - United Kingdom - Plymouth
By DumbassRoaster - 10/07/2016 19:44 - United States - Fairview
By toilet on the clock - 08/06/2016 10:40 - China - Guangzhou
By Fml4evr - 22/04/2018 01:30 - United Kingdom
By babygurl69 - 20/01/2009 21:38 - Canada
By Mr. King - 16/03/2016 08:28 - United Kingdom - London
By surprise - 15/01/2015 20:30 - United States - Starkville
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
By bxjxj - 22/12/2014 18:40 - United States
By Whoops - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By "missnettymarie" - 12/05/2017 16:42 - Canada - Westerose
Hey OP here. Thanks for all the comments. They seriously made me laugh my ass off haha. The guy was/is actually a really great person and is very kindhearted. They tattoos are in no way an accurate representation of his character. When I made this post I was admitedly feeling all butt hurt and rejected so I guess I decided to be a dirt bag and post about it on social media. In all reality it wasn't that big of a deal and I have definitely since moved on.
By varunet2004 - 11/06/2015 19:50 - India
By Bacon0426 - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Skaneateles
By malnourishedstudent - 08/06/2016 08:38 - United States - Palm Coast
By waxer150 - 22/03/2015 22:32 - United States - Ashtabula
By DDRFreak - 19/03/2015 21:49 - Canada - Kitchener
By labcho - 21/09/2018 03:00 - Canada - Ottawa
By christous - 22/11/2008 04:42 - France
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Salt Lake City
By blech - 08/12/2014 23:08 - Canada - Edmonton
By UKRukus - 18/01/2016 21:13 - United Kingdom - London
It was not a routemaster. im a londoner too. i take risks crossing myself, but i know when you can do it, and when you cant. this guy didnt realise the bus was right behind him as he went to run out on the road. he wouldnt have made it. if he goes about catching buses like that every day, it defies science and logic as to how he is still alive.
By uvagirl - 05/07/2013 01:32 - United States
By drugdealersgf - 02/12/2016 06:55
By butch - 13/11/2009 07:04 - United States
By milksquad - 28/07/2017 10:37
OP here! This is my second FML to get published this week, either I'm on a roll or my life is just really shitty lol. I was pretty bitter when I posted this but in hindsight, yeah, it was a pretty stupid decision. Looks (and a cute accent) aren't everything I suppose! I guess I was more surprised that he left so abruptly. Like, he came and then put on his clothes and walked out with barely a goodbye. I've had meaningless Tinder hookups in the past and they were always at least nice about it. I guess those were just flukes. Definitely learned my lesson!
By wrongtarget - 21/10/2009 05:40 - United States
By KayIsKiwi99 - 29/08/2016 19:00 - United States - Houston
By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 00:17 - United States
By kaleemuller - 03/05/2016 15:50 - United States - Charlotte
Just to clear this up, my keys were in the safe, so was my passport, however so were the things of 6 other people. I was the first person to leave and when I asked them to hand me my passport out of the safe when I left, completely forgetting I had put anything else in the safe. I arrived at the airport at midnight and was unable to get into my apartment until the next day where I did have a spare set of car and apartment keys. The resort did mail my keys to me a few days later and now I have them. Yes, I learned my lesson and in the future will be triple checking things myself!
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Actually, I'm op and I'm a cosmetologist. I do hair. To clear that up :P