Today, I got mugged. I almost felt sorry for him: he got a $15 cell phone, a frozen debit card, a credit card with only $50 of credit left on it, and no cash. FML
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DToast
| 19
Don't feel bad, he deserves it for mugging. FYL though, getting mugged can be traumatizing.
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tygerarmy
| 35
When he sees how little you have he might mug someone else and give the proceeds to you.
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DToast
| 19
Don't feel bad, he deserves it for mugging. FYL though, getting mugged can be traumatizing.
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tygerarmy
| 35
When he sees how little you have he might mug someone else and give the proceeds to you.
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domolovesyoshi
| 33
Robin Hood style
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MidnaLink
| 32
You might want to worry about that credit card. Have it cancelled before he makes any more charges and goes WAYYYYYYY over the limit.
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paedra
| 23
I feel your pain! Someone once stole my credit card out of my wallet at a party, but it was already maxed out. Nice try, asshole
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Fuhkyoo
| 17
muggers cant be choosers
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Nacelle
| 7
Instead you should have given the business end of your pistol.
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MidnaLink
| 32
I'm sure if she could've, she would've.
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reallydevonte
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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squizzlebee
| 19
Yeah bye
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lightningclicks
| 24
that's a sad story all around
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jeepguy83
| 14
You should have been carrying a gun!
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TheBigSneeze
| 22
Yes, the guy with a $15 cell phone, a frozen debit card, and a credit card only with $50 on it could definitely buy a gun
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Rabite
| 28
I love this "when everyone would carry a gun there would be no crime anymore" approach. Still wondering how someone can really believe that.
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ronbach
| 8
A gun doesnt prevent crime. It doesnt make criminals disappear but it gives the victim the most effective tool to level the playing field and stop the attack. Its the only thing that stops a bad guy.
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jeepguy83
| 14
Well, according to Obama, it's easier to buy a gun than a book, so by this logic, everyone can get a gun.
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danm_1
| 28
Okay granted that OP was mugged, I don't feel that anyone should lose their life over it. People honestly think it's so easy to shoot some else, but you lose something more valuable than material things.
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sleepyolivia
| 14
Two words for the above commenters: pepper spray.
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ronbach
| 8
OP is in illlinois no chance they would get a permit to carry
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cakester123
| 11
wouldn't it be more of a fml for him? ?
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Vitani_Verci
| 24
Who? The guy who stole someone else's belongings by force?
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zp111
| 10
he's gotta make a living too