By pooraf - 04/08/2016 14:42 - United States - Urbana

Today, I got mugged. I almost felt sorry for him: he got a $15 cell phone, a frozen debit card, a credit card with only $50 of credit left on it, and no cash. FML
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DToast 19
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Don't feel bad, he deserves it for mugging. FYL though, getting mugged can be traumatizing.

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tygerarmy 35
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When he sees how little you have he might mug someone else and give the proceeds to you.

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DToast 19
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Don't feel bad, he deserves it for mugging. FYL though, getting mugged can be traumatizing.

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tygerarmy 35
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When he sees how little you have he might mug someone else and give the proceeds to you.

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MidnaLink 33
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You might want to worry about that credit card. Have it cancelled before he makes any more charges and goes WAYYYYYYY over the limit.

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paedra 23
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I feel your pain! Someone once stole my credit card out of my wallet at a party, but it was already maxed out. Nice try, asshole

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Fuhkyoo 17
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muggers cant be choosers

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Nacelle 7
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Instead you should have given the business end of your pistol.

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MidnaLink 33
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I'm sure if she could've, she would've.

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reallydevonte 12
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lightningclicks 24
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that's a sad story all around

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jeepguy83 14

You should have been carrying a gun!

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TheBigSneeze 22
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Yes, the guy with a $15 cell phone, a frozen debit card, and a credit card only with $50 on it could definitely buy a gun

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Rabite 28
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I love this "when everyone would carry a gun there would be no crime anymore" approach. Still wondering how someone can really believe that.

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ronbach 8
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A gun doesnt prevent crime. It doesnt make criminals disappear but it gives the victim the most effective tool to level the playing field and stop the attack. Its the only thing that stops a bad guy.

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jeepguy83 14

Well, according to Obama, it's easier to buy a gun than a book, so by this logic, everyone can get a gun.

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danm_1 28
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Okay granted that OP was mugged, I don't feel that anyone should lose their life over it. People honestly think it's so easy to shoot some else, but you lose something more valuable than material things.

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sleepyolivia 14
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Two words for the above commenters: pepper spray.

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ronbach 8
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OP is in illlinois no chance they would get a permit to carry

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cakester123 11
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wouldn't it be more of a fml for him? ?

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Vitani_Verci 24
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Who? The guy who stole someone else's belongings by force?

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zp111 10
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he's gotta make a living too

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