Asshole

By Anonymous - 21/06/2013 20:38 - Netherlands - Mierlo

Today, my drunk dad decided to wake me up by lobbing our cat directly into my now-mauled face. FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 080
You deserved it 3 224

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Well, lob it back? Though I will admit it is an effective way of waking someone up, that is, if you're a giant asshole.

Sounds like something the cat dragged in... Don't you love when expressions make sense?!

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Well, lob it back? Though I will admit it is an effective way of waking someone up, that is, if you're a giant asshole.

Sounds like something the cat dragged in... Don't you love when expressions make sense?!

Eh... Kinda close I guess lol

Sorry I feel much worse for the cat, it had to deal with your drunk dad, just make such you don't get cat scratch disease

Next time he takes a shower give him the ol' cat-hat.

Am I only the only sick bastard that thought of a hat made out of a cat? Yes? Alright then.

Oh I liked that!

Understandably the cat must be pissed, but I'd say OP's face probably needs much more sympathy.

8, your dog is beautiful

Aw, thanks. I have three lovely border collies.

Ouch! Well sorry to hear OP! Neither you or the cat deserved it.

This is an ingenious new alarm. I always just snooze my alarm and sleep more. But you can't snooze aching cat wounds.

Wait till he is sleeping then lob it back

Wake up! What a dick move. The cat is not the troll for once! Your dad is.