Asshole

By Anonymous - 21/06/2013 20:38 - Netherlands - Mierlo

Today, my drunk dad decided to wake me up by lobbing our cat directly into my now-mauled face. FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 130
You deserved it 3 228
Cats Animals
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

ApollosMyth 22

Well, lob it back? Though I will admit it is an effective way of waking someone up, that is, if you're a giant asshole.

63 2
BntyHntrSeattle 30

Sounds like something the cat dragged in... Don't you love when expressions make sense?!

50 6

Comments

ApollosMyth 22

Well, lob it back? Though I will admit it is an effective way of waking someone up, that is, if you're a giant asshole.

63 2
BntyHntrSeattle 30

Sounds like something the cat dragged in... Don't you love when expressions make sense?!

50 6
Dusty_Busters 15

Eh... Kinda close I guess lol

2 8
artistic09 7

Sorry I feel much worse for the cat, it had to deal with your drunk dad, just make such you don't get cat scratch disease

8 35
ironichalibut 24

Next time he takes a shower give him the ol' cat-hat.

35 0
MrSassypants 32

Am I only the only sick bastard that thought of a hat made out of a cat? Yes? Alright then.

3 15
Dusty_Busters 15

Oh I liked that!

0 6
botanistjessica 24

Understandably the cat must be pissed, but I'd say OP's face probably needs much more sympathy.

25 1
ArielTheMermaid 17

8, your dog is beautiful

9 1
botanistjessica 24

Aw, thanks. I have three lovely border collies.

0 0
AnthonyWheeler15 24

Ouch! Well sorry to hear OP! Neither you or the cat deserved it.

18 1
kdbernie10 3

This is an ingenious new alarm. I always just snooze my alarm and sleep more. But you can't snooze aching cat wounds.

8 2
girlbye23 15

Wait till he is sleeping then lob it back

9 0
olpally 32

Wake up! What a dick move. The cat is not the troll for once! Your dad is.

8 1