Wow, I had to read it super super slow to spot that. Nice.

that's how you spell it in the UK ass

Not that, the "told me is wife is." Should be "his wife."

So, she is saying it with a Cockney accent, "Allo! 'e told me 'is wife is going into labour, guv'ner!" I'm doing my best for you, OP, but you made this one tough!

@13. he's not in the uk dumbass

@36, "he" is a woman

same haha

He's in Canada, which means you spell it like the British do. Dear lord..

um weird pic there looks like your about to make out with your dog

And your pic isn't weird?

Bitches need loving too

Win.

He's a disgrace to his child! Cheating with his wife, how dare he?!

How does she deserve it

Do you ask your bf/gf if they have a wife or husband?

#17 like that joke made me laugh:)