Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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Today, in the middle of having sex, my boyfriend of two years got a call. After taking the call, he said, "It's an emergency," and that he had to go. I asked him what was wrong, and he told me his wife was going into labour. FML
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perdix 31
You should have made him finish you off before he left. Tell him you'll make him a sammich to go. You should dump that bastard for cheating on you with his wife! The nerve!
wingedtoad 0
Oh Tiger.
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cr4ckb0n3f4n 0
didn't any of the moderators see the spelling mistake? anyway, time to dump.
caticaticati 3
Wow, I had to read it super super slow to spot that. Nice.
clcagwin 0
that's how you spell it in the UK ass
koalasloverain 0
Not that, the "told me is wife is." Should be "his wife."
perdix 31
So, she is saying it with a Cockney accent, "Allo! 'e told me 'is wife is going into labour, guv'ner!" I'm doing my best for you, OP, but you made this one tough!
boltaction1 0
@13. he's not in the uk dumbass
albert17 0
@36, "he" is a woman
supertacowaffle 41
same haha
emmaa3451 11
He's in Canada, which means you spell it like the British do. Dear lord..
wingedtoad 0
Oh Tiger.
bbuba 0
um weird pic there looks like your about to make out with your dog
juventis 16
And your pic isn't weird?
CODplayer4lyfe 24
Bitches need loving too
kagome43210 0
suck to be u
Thefog 0
u sure that wasnt tiger?
sammy6597 0
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#7 HAHAHAHAHAHA THAT MADE ME LOL. and ooo what a way to find out your the mistress haha :].
perdix 31
You should have made him finish you off before he left. Tell him you'll make him a sammich to go. You should dump that bastard for cheating on you with his wife! The nerve!
OxyCaitlin 0
Win.
junjunbun 28
He's a disgrace to his child! Cheating with his wife, how dare he?!
boatie 0
what's with all these fml's lately having to do with finding out their long time boyfriends have wives? :S how naive can people be???
drm316 0
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2 years really? YDI
DarkSaul 20
How does she deserve it
spaceneko 3
Do you ask your bf/gf if they have a wife or husband?
thinmint 0
that is sucky. sounds like something my dad would do. he's working on his 4th wife at the moment.
Laxloverr24 0
I love the joke that goes like this: what's the difference between Santa and tiger woods? Santa stops after three "ho"s
Shelbylou 2
#17 like that joke made me laugh:)