By Ashley - 15/4/2021 21:30 Itchy and Scratchy Today, I was getting ready for a very unpleasant doctor's appointment. I got out of the shower and used a new body spray all over my torso and arms. Turns out I'm allergic to it and now my skin is on fire, so now I get to go to an already uncomfortable appointment even more uncomfortable than I'd planned. FML I agree, your life sucks 674 You deserved it 164 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 7/4/2021 01:58 - United States Evil eye doctor Today, my step-son broke his glasses. Our doctor said he would no longer see us because my step-son is transgender, and a new law in our state allows him to do this. Apparently, it was foolish to be honest on medical forms. Finals are in a month but we have to find a new doctor before he can even study. FML I agree, your life sucks 1506 You deserved it 364 19 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anon - 6/4/2021 07:00 - United Kingdom Tense Today, my doctor told me if my blood pressure gets any higher, he could use me to reinflate the air in his tyres. FML I agree, your life sucks 762 You deserved it 114 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By dumbbitch - 25/3/2021 09:34 Butterfingers Today, I gave myself burns on my inner thigh by dropping my curling iron. Instead of a cute date at a restaurant, I had a date with the doctors in the emergency room. FML I agree, your life sucks 901 You deserved it 148 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share heeeeyitsbrittney tells us more : Op here! Unfortunately I was using a brand new curling iron that had changeable barrels. The barrel wasn’t snapped into place completely, so while I was curling my hair the barrel fell off and onto my leg. Because it fell off the handle I couldn’t pick it up so I had to swat it off of my leg. Unfortunately because it sat a little longer than it should of (the temp on it was 450 Fahrenheit) it caused...
By AbysmalAbyss - 11/3/2021 08:04 Gruesome Today, it's been seven days since I had my wisdom tooth removed, under guidance from both a doctor and a dentist to help with frequent headaches. The dentist cut open my cheek during surgery, which got infected, and now I also have dry socket. My mouth is causing me agony, and so are my headaches. FML I agree, your life sucks 975 You deserved it 50 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 25/2/2021 04:57 - United States Bag for life Today, my ambulance got called out for a "stomach pain" patient. Upon assessment, the guy really did have stomach pain. His colostomy bag fell off a week ago, so to stop the crap from falling out, he duct taped it shut. It exploded when I helped him up. FML I agree, your life sucks 1227 You deserved it 53 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 24/2/2021 05:01 - United States Everyone's a critic Today, I finally left a one-star review for my doctor’s office. I mentioned my doctor was epic, but called them out on their poor billing practices. I got a call saying my awesome doctor actually owns the clinic. My next appointment is going to be so awkward. FML I agree, your life sucks 666 You deserved it 280 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 13/2/2021 08:02 I guess that's why they call it an intravitreal injection Today, the eye doctor told me I only had 90% vision on my left eye, and asked if I wanted treatment. Not being terribly bothered by it, I asked what the treatment would consist of. "We'll stick a large needle in your eye, and pump in some medicine." I quickly wished him a pleasant day and left. FML I agree, your life sucks 767 You deserved it 147 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Imnotfromhere - 12/2/2021 02:01 Dyslexics untie! Today, after finding out from my psychologist that I have a disability in reading comprehension, I tried to Google how to improve my reading skills. I couldn't understand what any of the articles were saying. FML I agree, your life sucks 875 You deserved it 96 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 6/2/2021 11:05 You tried Today, I’m a single parent and lately I’ve been working out to get healthier. During a session, I injured my back pretty badly. Now I need help getting out of bed, etc. I just wanted to make sure they wouldn’t ever need to take care of me. FML I agree, your life sucks 790 You deserved it 68 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By leah - 6/2/2021 00:00 - United States - Denver Sudarsky's gas giant classification Today, despite not eating for a week, my digestive system is still overflowing with gas and I fart every 2 minutes. No medicines help, and the six doctors I’ve been to have not been able to find anything wrong with me. FML I agree, your life sucks 797 You deserved it 85 12 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By inefficiencies - 2/2/2021 05:10 See ya! Today, I was supposed to have a hospital appointment I've been waiting three months for, but they changed it to a phone call. The call consisted of the consultant asking questions and saying, "Yes, I see that in your notes", before concluding I need to a physical appointment and booking one… for three months' time. FML I agree, your life sucks 908 You deserved it 45 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By UnexpectedMom - 31/12/2020 02:01 The fertility dance worked Today, I'm currently 9 months pregnant with my second child within 3 years. I was told by 4 different doctors over the course of the past 5 years that I'm incapable of having kids, due to a medical condition that affects my reproductive system. FML I agree, your life sucks 633 You deserved it 300 10 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 29/12/2020 08:01 - Canada Stay at home Today, after working several months through the pandemic at a medical clinic, my coworkers and I got a gift to thank us for our hard work during this time. Was it a raise or a bonus? Nah. Just a small Tupperware container. We were also told later on that all time-off requests were suspended until further notice. FML I agree, your life sucks 892 You deserved it 54 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By - 28/12/2020 19:02 - United Kingdom - London Golden child Today, my mum went and told everyone she only went to the doctor after being ill because my brother told her to. It was me who'd been telling her for weeks to go. FML I agree, your life sucks 686 You deserved it 74 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By littl3storm - 23/12/2020 15:59 - United Kingdom Tis the season to be jolly Today, at the ripe age of 20, I spent the early hours of my morning violently vomiting blood every time I got too warm. I then had the pleasure of shitting in a plastic container for a stool sample, due to said problem, after one and half hours of sleep. FML I agree, your life sucks 863 You deserved it 54 0 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By manoloonfire - 21/12/2020 15:04 - Dominican Republic - Santo Domingo Thanks, dad Today, I'm a MD who graduated with honors. I can't work right now because I'm preparing myself for the medical residence exam. I want to be a cardiovascular surgeon. My dad is ashamed of me and treats me like shit, because I don't work and I'm 26 years-old, living with my parents while I'm studying. FML I agree, your life sucks 1126 You deserved it 74 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By I miss bread - 14/12/2020 17:04 - Australia - Brisbane Pile on Today, I found out I'm going to be celebrating New Year's with a gastroscopy and colonoscopy. It's been two days since I discovered I'm gluten intolerant to go with my lactose intolerance. It's also my 28th birthday tomorrow. FML I agree, your life sucks 811 You deserved it 68 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By DirtyNurse - 5/12/2020 07:01 - United States - Center Point Such a rewarding career Today, I got projectile-vomited on while trying to administer meds to a patient. Twenty minutes later, a patient with schizophrenia threw his shitty diaper at my face. All this happened in the first hour of my 12-hour shift. I didn't bring any extra scrubs and I live an hour away from work. FML I agree, your life sucks 901 You deserved it 143 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By TimeForACareerChange - United States Plop Today, I told a patient that we needed to collect a stool sample. I left the room momentarily to retrieve what the patient would need. He apparently didn't need anything besides the counter in the exam room. FML I agree, your life sucks 25278 You deserved it 2304 93 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Jim Henson lives Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML I agree, your life sucks 80321 You deserved it 5100 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
Today, I realized part of the root of my gender dysphoria is male privilege and me craving any power and to quit being talked over and quit being invisible.... I agree, your life sucks 6 You deserved it 12 0 Comments
Today my boyfriend told me he just changed his bed sheets for the first time this year. It’s April. FML I agree, your life sucks 15 You deserved it 1 0 Comments
Today, my 5 year-old daughter and I had the displeasure of walking in on my husband going down on another woman. I don’t know what’s worse, the fact that... I agree, your life sucks 322 You deserved it 11 1 Comments
Today, I had some unexpected alone time for the first time in months and decided to *ahem* play with an adult toy. As things were getting close to the... I agree, your life sucks 434 You deserved it 99 2 Comments