Miscellaneous: Today I went to my sleep therapist; I sleep 8 hours a night,...

By Sleeping moody - 08/08/2016 04:01 - United States - Hollywood

Today I went to my sleep therapist; I sleep 8 hours a night, but I'm still very tired during the day. I'm divorced, so we decided that I would record myself sleeping to see if I might be snoring. We listened to the tape. Not only was I snoring very loudly, I cry all night in my sleep. FM

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By PissedOff - 26/01/2017 14:25

Today, my husband sent me a short video of my snoring last night because I wanted to hear how bad I sound. The first few seconds went by OK, but for the rest of the clip I could barely hear anything else over the sound of my husband taking a long piss in our bathroom. FML

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By quietsleeper - 13/10/2009 11:07 - United States

Today, my new girlfriend told me I don't snore when I sleep. Which is funny, since during the last year of my marriage, my ex-wife would make me sleep on the couch because my loud snoring kept her up. FML

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When you're in a dream…

By Anonymous - 12/01/2010 01:40 - United States

Today, I woke up at 3 a.m. because my wife was snoring loudly enough to wake me up. I went off to the guest room to try to get back to sleep. Eventually I fell back asleep. Then I had a dream that my wife was snoring loudly enough to wake me up. It woke me up. FML

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Bored

By Dario - 09/06/2022 14:00

Today, while I was telling my therapist all of my inner conflicts, he fell asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2019 16:00

Today, after barely sleeping all week, I tried some ASMR videos to help me fall asleep. Both my dogs and my husband are out cold, snoring so loud I can't even hear the ASMR. FML

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Chainsaw

By Anonymous - 21/08/2021 07:01 - United Kingdom

Today, after a very poor night's sleep, I've had to stay awake and do housework while my husband, who slept like a baby last night, keeps on sleeping because he "didn't sleep well." He was snoring all night long, the reason I didn't sleep well. FML

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Chilled

By Janet - 20/11/2023 18:30 - United States

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Ironic, isn't it?

By Sleepless - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff

Today, after countless nights of no sleep and only some spontaneous naps, I was finally seeing a sleeping doctor to analyze the problem. I missed the appointment because I ended up sleeping through my alarm after not being able to sleep at all last night. FML

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Earthquake

By Bolin - 17/05/2021 08:08

Today, I have to sleep in another room, with the door closed, because if I don't, my girlfriend's snoring will keep me awake. I was diagnosed with chronic insomnia because of this. FML

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By xetsa - 13/02/2010 05:23 - France

Today, I realized for the last year that my husband has been home from Iraq, I haven't gotten more than a few hours of sleep at night. Not because he gets nightmares, but because he now snores so loud that the pets sleep at the other end of the house to get rest. FML

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Monday 8 August 2016 16:02

Aww. I just wanna hug you. It will be better soon. Trust me.

band_geek 18

Monday 8 August 2016 16:03

Real sorry 'bout what you're going through. Hope everything turns out for the better for you over time, OP

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seba7236 21

Monday 8 August 2016 16:02

Aww. I just wanna hug you. It will be better soon. Trust me.

feldire 14

Thursday 11 August 2016 22:04

#1 I've never heard such a large lie! How dare you say... *gasps* you would only hug them!

band_geek 18

Monday 8 August 2016 16:03

Real sorry 'bout what you're going through. Hope everything turns out for the better for you over time, OP

Pandapuplove 10

Monday 8 August 2016 16:06

This is so sad :(!!!

Jared900DUmpling 30

Monday 8 August 2016 16:08

Time for a mail-order bride, to cheer you up! In all seriousness though this FML is pretty depressing. Hope for the best OP, it'll get better with time.

Yarecho 14

Monday 8 August 2016 16:09

Wait till you experience sleep paralysis...

SpyroMello 29

Monday 8 August 2016 20:55

You're so encouraging and nice.

interesting33 36

Monday 8 August 2016 23:51

I think #5 was just joking

nykkiyo16 13

Monday 8 August 2016 16:12

I'm sorry. :(

kutiekimari 11

Monday 8 August 2016 17:16

Sending positive vibes your way, OP. Time and patience is all you need. It'll be better soon. <3

_Desiderata_ 9

Monday 8 August 2016 17:22

OP, that really sucks. It sounds like you have a lot of heavy thoughts that you normally don't get a chance to express. Did your sleep therapist refer you to a mental health counselor/therapist? Hope you find a good one. Therapy can be hard work, but I think you'll benefit from it. In the meantime, there are many ways to self-soothe. Listening to calm music, sitting in a bath, smelling (and eating!) your favorite food... anything that engages the five senses can be really soothing. I hope things work out for you.