Intimacy: Today, I never thought I would see a blowjob from the perspective...

By MrDanito - 28/04/2016 06:21 - Czech Republic - Lysa Nad Labem

Today, I never thought I would see a blowjob from the perspective of the viewer, but it happened, in our open-space office. FML

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You deserved it 1 663

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By Walk of Shame - 13/11/2018 22:00

Today, my boyfriend, who is also my boss, was giving me a blowjob at work. Halfway through, his boss knocked on the door and I had to quickly get dressed and slip out the other door. After leaving, I realized that I was still barefoot and I had to walk back to my desk in front of my colleagues. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 465

You deserved it 6 021

That escalated badly

By Anonymous - 19/03/2020 09:03

Today, a blowjob from my fiancée turned into exchanged oral, which turned into mutual masturbation while watching porn, which then turned into me being kicked out of the room because it was "weird" with me watching. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 354

You deserved it 404

By Rumpkis - 05/12/2011 01:30 - United States

Today, I almost got a blowjob for the first time. Except I came before I even got in her mouth. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 971

You deserved it 18 672

By hipthrustdude - 18/05/2009 12:04 - Malaysia

Today, I got really excited at work over a deal I was about to close. I got up and started performing a rather obscene hip thrust only to notice a client sitting in the glass meeting room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 421

You deserved it 54 447

Kinky but reckless

By Also homeless - 16/08/2023 00:02

Today, I thought it would be a good idea for me and my colleague to fuck in the bathroom that no one uses. Turns out, the president of the company, who was here for a visit, had picked the perfect day to use it. Now we’re jobless and potentially spouseless. FML

I agree, your life sucks 133

You deserved it 1 729

By Anonymous - 15/03/2014 22:05 - United States - Littleton

Today, after leaving my workplace, I realized that I forgot some important work papers. When I went back to get them, I was faced with the sight of my boss and a coworker getting it on against my desk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 617

You deserved it 5 199

Just perfect

By Lilly - 17/07/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, my coworker and I got caught having sex in the break-room. It was 6 p.m. and there was only him and me from our department in the office. Apparently, this bitch from another department in another fucking building decided it was the perfect time to make microwave popcorn, and our break-room was the perfect place. FML

I agree, your life sucks 137

You deserved it 847

By suffersecks - 20/01/2012 23:54 - United States

Today, while in the middle of giving my husband a blow job, I looked up to see him staring into space and vigorously picking his nose. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 650

You deserved it 6 199

"I'm horny, horny horny horny"

By Anonymous - 29/09/2020 23:01

Today, I got incredibly horny at work. No one was in the office, so I spread out on my yoga mat and started to masturbate. All of the sudden, I heard a forklift outside. I quickly tried to hide, but I think the construction worker caught me. He’ll be working here all month. FML

I agree, your life sucks 372

You deserved it 3 109

By OhGodWhy - 29/12/2016 23:30 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, I caught my coworker masturbating in the bathroom. This was during her shift, while I was mopping the bathroom floors. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 763

You deserved it 885

JudgeComrade 17

Thursday 28 April 2016 18:22

At least it wasn't from the perspective of the giver.

Magnoxidans 19

Thursday 28 April 2016 18:29

That would really SUCK to walk in on.

Comments

JudgeComrade 17

Thursday 28 April 2016 18:22

At least it wasn't from the perspective of the giver.

doraquiexplore 13

Thursday 28 April 2016 19:18

******** r fun to give, killjoy

joeyl2008 29

Friday 29 April 2016 5:34

@9 damn straight

grogers311 20

Saturday 30 April 2016 6:10

Damn not straight!

DeadxManxWalking 27

Thursday 28 April 2016 18:24

shooting a **** scene?

saxaddict122 14

Thursday 28 April 2016 18:25

Haha the definition of a NSFW FML, except maybe at your office!

stingray112 24

Thursday 28 April 2016 18:26

First time for everything

Magnoxidans 19

Thursday 28 April 2016 18:29

That would really SUCK to walk in on.

UserError94 18

Thursday 28 April 2016 20:13

Hopefully he was quick to HEAD out.

sinisterviper 10

Thursday 28 April 2016 20:19

that's going to create a LOAD of problems with the workplace.

COSaikou 7

Thursday 28 April 2016 20:29

damnit..I love these puns

Dale_shackleford 13

Thursday 28 April 2016 20:45

Yeah, they really BLOW me away.

atlien247 16

Friday 29 April 2016 2:23

Really? I find them hard to swallow.

PackardBell_fml 19

Friday 29 April 2016 4:01

these are pretty ******* funny

TrippingOnAcid 29

Thursday 28 April 2016 18:49

That's hot

tin_cup 27

Thursday 28 April 2016 20:45

I totally agree!

Mysterious_one 26

Saturday 30 April 2016 0:30

been there ... I was the receiver ..plus some hardcore stuff ..

spearcom 13

Thursday 28 April 2016 19:05

Damn. That sucked for all 3 of you. Literally.

klirrivirri 9

Thursday 28 April 2016 19:17

was it a happy ending? did you cheer?

JimminyCrib 7

Thursday 28 April 2016 19:30

Did you call next??

trucker2 33

Thursday 28 April 2016 19:40

Did you stand in line ?

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Today, my company told me that they refuse to buy me new safety footwear without a doctor's note, because my shoe size is three sizes smaller than the minimum size my company provides. I actually have to get my doctor to prove my shoe size. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 524

You deserved it 1 300

Today, I spent an entire hour talking to someone at a party. I was feeling a real connection, only to find out halfway through the conversation that she wasn’t actually a guest, she was the caterer who just happened to be really nice. FML

I agree, your life sucks 305

You deserved it 192

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Today, I went to the ER because of an intensely heavy flow. They kept me waiting so long that, although I was wearing a super absorbent tampon and a pad, I still bled through three times. When I was finally seen, the doctor said, "Try using a higher absorbency and follow up with your regular physician." FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 130

You deserved it 191

Today, my mom grabbed my iPhone and threw it from the balcony, because I didn’t cry on the fifth anniversary of our family dog’s death. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 180

You deserved it 113

Today, my husband put some photos of our wedding on Facebook. He named the album "FML". FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 537

You deserved it 3 554

Today, my father finally achieved his long-held goal. He has legally disowned me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 399

You deserved it 3 255

Today, I had a job interview that I was quite nervous about. During the interview, I struggled to get my words out and the interviewer angrily told me to, "Get on with it." I continued to struggle and was later kicked out for wasting their time. I have a stutter. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 873

You deserved it 4 116

Today, I found out that I can no longer have tea, which I have been drinking for as long as I remember, because caffeine now gives me severe hyperthyroidism attacks. I don't know what it's like to watch your best friend die after having known each other for several decades, but I imagine this is a good analogy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 315

You deserved it 182