Love: Today, during a drunken night out, a really trashed friend said...

By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 16:44 - France

Today, during a drunken night out, a really trashed friend said to me, "Jeez, even when I’m drunk, you're really ugly." FML

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Trace01m 11

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Monday 17 January 2011 22:18

Next time you're out with your friend, loudly ask about his herpes.

drakem 7

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Monday 17 January 2011 20:02

Maybe you're only ugly cause he's drunk?

drakem 7

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Monday 17 January 2011 20:02

Maybe you're only ugly cause he's drunk?

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Monday 17 January 2011 23:57

How hard is it to goddamn understand this fml.

fromthesuck 8

Wednesday 16 March 2011 8:34

How hard is it to write a proper goddamn sentence

UpsidedownKayak 9

Monday 17 January 2011 20:07

Wow, that is bad if your lush of a friend sees you pretty ugly.

perdix 29

Monday 17 January 2011 20:10

Oftentimes, an ugly woman can liquor up a guy to have her way with him. It's good to know that your investment with this guy won't pay off dividends -- you'll just have to find another victim, Warty McFatFat.

RUSH777 0

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Tuesday 18 January 2011 3:45

Someone doesn't need to be fat to be ugly.

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Tuesday 18 January 2011 14:41

Perdix, your comments have jumped the shark. Time to reinvent yourself.

mea_iloveskiing 26

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Monday 17 January 2011 20:13

friend?

HomeAl0ne 20

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Monday 17 January 2011 20:14

"Oh yeah! Well, at least you'll be sober in the morning....no, wait, ah damn..."

StonesAya 0

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Monday 17 January 2011 20:27

^^^^ Too Funny!

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Monday 17 January 2011 20:14

"friend". Nice.

noto_fml 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 18:09

are you saying he should lie to her and say she's hot cause they're friends? are you ugly too??

DudeImBetter 0

Monday 17 January 2011 20:20

^ fail.

DudeImBetter 0

Monday 17 January 2011 20:22

nvm I thought it was a joke at first but now after seeing other fmls I believe this is true.

mitri_fml 3

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Monday 17 January 2011 20:39

^win

Donkeydick360 0

Monday 17 January 2011 20:48

Bwuahahahah

Nearly

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