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Sunday 18 August 2013

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Today, a kid in class dropped his paper on the floor. I held on to my desk with one hand and reached fir the paper with my other hand. I lost balance and tilted both my chair and desk over, nailing the floor as everything on my desk hit the ground with me. He picked the paper up himself. real FML

#20845667
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I agree, your life sucks (35919) - you deserved it (5140)

On 08/20/2013 at 12:01am - misc - by nice guys finish last - United States (Tennessee)

Today, mah drunk mom kicked me out of mah own birthday party, calling me a "party-pooper" and saying I was killing everyone's buzz!! FML

#20843210
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On 08/18/2013 at 2:22pm - misc - by 12345678910 (man) - United States (New York)

Today , I got a speeding ticket. I couldn't fine insurance card , and the cop was very nice. He said not to worry about it , that I ( looked like someoneho had insurance. ) I'm not sure how to take that. FML

#20847276
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On 08/21/2013 at 12:40am - misc - by Beegee (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Yesterday, I had sex with a guy I've likd for years. There was just one problem: it was so terrible I said, "I think I might be straight" about five minutes in just so it would stop. FML

#20844009
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On 08/18/2013 at 11:56pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)



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