Intimacy: Caught in 4K

Caught in 4K

By Anonymous - 22/03/2009 13:04 - Malta

Today, my parents were out so I invited my girlfriend over. It was the afternoon, and things started to heat up. We were having sex, and I was about to finish. Then I looked through the window, to see a construction worker (who was fixing the house next to mine) giving me a thumbs up. He's her dad. FML

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By ohdeargodthatswrong - 09/01/2010 13:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 16:21 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML

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Hiya!

By mal - 08/05/2012 20:46 - United Kingdom - Chelmsford

Today, I brought my girlfriend home while my parents were at work, and things got a little heated. We lost track of time, because the next thing we knew, my dad burst into the living room. He doubled over laughing and asked how much I paid her. FML

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Heat of the moment

By English_Nut117 - 30/10/2013 19:17 - Canada - Georgetown

Today, my boyfriend came onto me in a romantic gesture. We ended up having sex, forgetting that the window repair guy was supposed to come today and do some work on our third floor apartment windows. I still don't know how much he saw. FML

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Quick, hide!

By Mattyboy - 24/08/2009 09:57 - United States

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend at her house. When things started heating up, I heard the front door open and my girlfriend said that it must be her Dad. She handed me my clothes, pushed me out the window, and told me to knock at the front door. Her Dad answered, holding my shoes. FML

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Back to reality

By Anonymous - 24/12/2012 18:02 - United Kingdom - Saint Neots

Today, as her parents were supposed to be out of town, I stayed over with my girlfriend, and we ended up in bed together. Later on, while poking through the fridge, I heard footsteps, so I said, "Didn't think you'd be walking after that." I closed the fridge and saw her dad. FML

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Didn't see you there

By eatmyshipoopie - 18/12/2009 15:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2009 14:06 - Canada

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. I was on their bed having sex with their daughter. FML

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All kinds of wrong

By Anonymous - 10/04/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, I had my girlfriend over after my wife went to work. She looked so sexy in her outfit, I couldn’t resist. I ripped her clothes off and began to do her on my couch… until I heard my daughter’s voice asking, “Dad, who’s that?” Apparently, she was home sick from school. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2013 11:47 - United Kingdom - Stevenston

Today, the guy I like and his friend came home with me to work on a project. I opened my front door and my mum was at the top of the stairs completely naked, bent over, drying her hair with the hairdryer. It took a few moments for her to realise we were there. FML

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MistAtMarseilles 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 20:06

awesome dad

ChrisFrancia 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 20:07

at least the family is supportive did he give you any pointers? haha

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MistAtMarseilles 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 20:06

awesome dad

soccerfreak878 0

Sunday 18 April 2010 1:24

YDI because her dad was working on your house and you still invited her over

piinkbunnii 1

Thursday 27 May 2010 20:05

The dad was actually giving you a thumbs up, because he nailed her also!!! :-/

kashman95 1

Tuesday 29 June 2010 13:59

I doubt he knew it was his daughter

rymadness 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 6:11

if u read correctly you'll see thathe was working on the house next door. not op's. stupid.

zanguard 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 5:39

well you obviously have his approval!

VladAlex 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 7:03

thats pretty awesome, kinda creepy though

isnipin 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 17:19

**** yeah

Herropreez17 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 1:56

On the bright side he didn't go on a rampage like some overly protective dads.

jromeike 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 3:22

that's not even close to an fml that's something to be proud of

aimzskee 30

Tuesday 8 July 2014 15:03

Also a very strange dad.

ChrisFrancia 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 20:07

at least the family is supportive did he give you any pointers? haha

ThogTheCaveman 7

Saturday 10 December 2011 17:42

Put some back into it, son.

Tratsing 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 20:08

haha! does she know?

djtelekinesis 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 20:09

paternal approval FTW. this is not an FML by any means.

Adrian66_fml 0

Monday 29 March 2010 0:42

That's what I was thinking. Better he gives you a thumbs up than be pointing a 12-gauge at you.

ZleveL 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 10:00

double barrel or bolt action rifle We do it redneck style

writergirl23 19

Tuesday 3 April 2012 3:37

Lol considering he was watching his daughter do it ...

pinkfrenchrose 5

Sunday 22 March 2009 20:10

That's awesome.

meetmeinhell 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 20:10

BLUE BALLS

Root123 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 20:10

Why don't you **** with the blinds closed and the lights off like normal people?

bartholemew4life 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 6:01

omg hilarious

Seelu 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 17:29

srsly

hamster_10 2

Monday 16 May 2011 9:34

cos the people we're ******* don't want to pretend their ******* someone else so don't mind seeing our faces

hk_fml 9

Sunday 22 March 2009 20:12

oh man. O__O;;;;; how weird is that

Meow34 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 20:12

At least he approved of you guys having sex ;)

marz88 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 20:14

Hmmm...what are the odds lol You should have given him a thumbs up as well. Maybe hold up a sign that says "I'm doing your daughter"

bgonebryce 7

Monday 7 February 2011 4:29

hahahahahahaha!!!!!

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