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Thursday 4 July 2013

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Today, I tried acid for the first time while camping with my best friend. A drunk driver smashed into my car, leaving it totaled. I had to explain the situation to a cop all while thinking my car was bleeding green ooze. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26036) - you deserved it (66499)

On 07/02/2013 at 1:24am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I Googled "How to act like an adult." I'm 37. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25279) - you deserved it (51080)

On 07/05/2013 at 11:16am - misc - by forever young (woman) - United States

Today, after playing numerous games of poker against my friend, and him telling me that I'm the best poker player he's ever met, I went out and played for real money. I got totally destroyed, lost all of my money, and was laughed out of the building. FML


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On 07/06/2013 at 2:23pm - money - by goodbye sweet internet (man) - Greece (Attiki)

Today, I was chatting online with several relatives, discussing our family reunion. Bored out of my mind, I clicked to rename the conversation to "Boring shit with almost dead people." I didn't know it'd rename it for everyone. FML

Today, I realized that getting wasted before finals is not a good idea. I sat down in the test hall, reached into my bag for a pencil, and found instead three baby carrots and a spoon. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19876) - you deserved it (62080)

On 07/01/2013 at 10:39am - work - by Anonymous - United States

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