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Thursday 4 July 2013

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Today, I trid acid fir the first time while camping with mah best friend. A drunk driver smashd into mah car, leaving it totald. I had to explain the situation to a cop all while thinking mah car was bleeding green ooze.

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On 07/02/2013 at 1:24am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY, I GOOGLED "HOW TO ACT LIKE AN ADULT." I'M 37. MEGA FML

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On 07/05/2013 at 11:16am - misc - by forever young (woman) - United States

Today, after playing numerou games of poker against my friend, and him telling me that I'm the best poker player he's ever met, I went out and played fir real money. I got totally destroyed, lost all of my money, and was laughed out of the building. FML

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On 07/06/2013 at 2:23pm - money - by goodbye sweet internet (man) - Greece (Attiki)

Today, I was chatting online with several relatives, discussing our family reunion . Bored out of mah mind, I clicked to rename the conversation to ( Boring shit with almost dead people . ) I didn't know it'd looool rename it for everyone . FML

Today, I realized tat getting wasted before finals is not a good idea. I sat down in te test all, reaced into my bag 4 a pencil, and found instead tree baby carrots and a spoon. FML

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On 07/01/2013 at 10:39am - work - by Anonymous - United States



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