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By Anonymous - 03/07/2014 00:59

Today, I opened my window due to the good weather. I was lucky enough to listen to the sounds of someone violently throwing up for over an hour. The window got stuck open. FML

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By Username - 02/08/2011 07:55 - United States

Today, it was a warm day out so I left my car windows slightly open while I was at work. One of the local bums apparently thought this was a perfect opportunity to use my open driver's side window as a barf receptacle. FML

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You deserved it 9 684

By Anonymous - 24/02/2014 15:21 - United States

Today, I was driving along, and went to spit out my window. My window was up. This happened in heavy traffic. People saw. FML

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You deserved it 51 911

Barf

By epicfailureismyl - 05/04/2018 15:00

Today, whilst driving, I had the sudden urge to vomit. As I pulled over I wound my window down, stuck my head out, and emptied my stomach. At least I would have if I had wound down the driver's window instead of the back window. FML

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You deserved it 944

By Vero - 17/05/2012 15:02 - Austria - Timelkam

Today, in an attempt to be romantic, my boyfriend threw little stones against my window. Unfortunately, the window wasn't closed, and I was standing in front of it. FML

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You deserved it 3 529

By Sean - 01/05/2013 04:44 - Canada - L'assomption

Today, from the balcony of my apartment, I watched helplessly as a teen came along and peed through my car's open window. FML

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You deserved it 12 198

Could you stop doing that, please?

By Scabs - 09/08/2010 16:54 - United States

Today, I was in the car with my parents' friends. I was in the back with my window down when I felt something strange hit my ear. I then realized that the person sitting in front of me was picking their scab and throwing it out the window. FML

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You deserved it 2 639

Rainy days and Mondays

By Anonymous - 06/10/2010 23:19 - Brazil

Today, I was home alone and it started to rain. It hadn't rained in days so I went out on my balcony and ran around. I felt great until I realized that my door had been swung shut because of the wind, and it had no handle. I had to wait outside in the rain for two hours. FML

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You deserved it 27 983

Good morning

By Elliot - 22/07/2010 15:10 - United Kingdom

Today, I lifted up my blinds, only for them to detach from the wall, hit me on the head, knock a pile of paper over, spill a can of Pepsi, leave plaster all over the floor and a gaping hole in the wall above my window. FML

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You deserved it 4 334

By Anonymous - 20/03/2012 11:57 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, instead of waking up to soft sunlight creeping in the window or the gentle trill of birds, I was awakened by the sound of my dog vomiting all over my bed. FML

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Giga barf

By Anonymous - 03/07/2022 06:00

Today, some woman, sick with god knows what, didn’t vomit into the bin next to my car, or even just onto the floor, she lurched over to my car and vomited through my open window onto my shirt and legs, and down into the footwell. I can still smell it. FML

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You deserved it 99

Arthurie 30

Thursday 3 July 2014 10:30

I hope for your sake that you aren't a sympathy-spewer, OP.

mintyowlgirl 20

Thursday 3 July 2014 10:31

Sounds like a 'sickening' night. I should never make jokes.

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Brendan10 6

Thursday 3 July 2014 10:30

Arthurie 30

Thursday 3 July 2014 10:30

I hope for your sake that you aren't a sympathy-spewer, OP.

jake_braves 25

Friday 4 July 2014 7:11

Amen on that one. Gross!

lexiieeex3 32

Friday 4 July 2014 10:55

OP should have just moved away from the window...

mintyowlgirl 20

Thursday 3 July 2014 10:31

Sounds like a 'sickening' night. I should never make jokes.

Jared900DUmpling 30

Thursday 3 July 2014 10:34

You're right, you should never make jokes. You are absolutely correct right there.

mintyowlgirl 20

Thursday 3 July 2014 10:36

Thanks, Sherlock

iOceanus 18

Thursday 3 July 2014 11:14

Don't come around here spewing your bad puns at us... No? Okay.

False_Stupidity 41

Thursday 3 July 2014 12:13

Is that some kind of sick joke?

aimzskee 30

Thursday 3 July 2014 12:17

Haha I love a good pun.

AssassinD3 19

Thursday 3 July 2014 19:53

You ruined it

DArthurVaderian 18

Friday 4 July 2014 23:06

You make me sick #27

jazzy_123 20

Thursday 3 July 2014 10:32

aw man. I know what that's like. I once woke up to the sound of someone puking for like a week straight. I'm now traumatized lol I can't even hear someone gag because my stomach gets upset :/

ronberg 15

Thursday 3 July 2014 10:38

Oh god I feel sorry for you :(

doodlecloud 26

Thursday 3 July 2014 13:27

Genuinely having the same problem right now. Someone nearby hacks and coughs like they're going to throw up but it's been going on for a year or so now! Drives me mad. It's way too hot to have the window closed as well. Part of me thinks maybe the guy is dying or something...but still, can't you just go inside to the bathroom?!

DArthurVaderian 18

Friday 4 July 2014 23:08

'STOP DYING AND GO IN THE BATHROOM, YOU ATTENTION SEEKER!'

happylappy 21

Thursday 3 July 2014 10:32

They could have been dying!

SmoothPancakes 10

Thursday 3 July 2014 10:52

Then get your ass out there and check on them.

JesusOfNazareth 16

Thursday 3 July 2014 10:34

That must have sucked.

cakefete2 30

Thursday 3 July 2014 13:29

Actually, it blew.

rioc0719 12

Thursday 3 July 2014 16:37

I believe there's a button to express that.

ronberg 15

Thursday 3 July 2014 10:34

Aw that must have been horrible. FYL

Kamon97 23

Thursday 3 July 2014 14:39

Just stop commenting

91hayek 31

Thursday 3 July 2014 10:36

They were spewing for over an hour? And all you can think about is how your window was stuck? That person sounds like they were in serious trouble, even if it wasn't continuous spewing.