Today, I thought I was home alone so I went to take a shower and left my door open. My dog came in, stole my bra, and ran out of my bathroom. I jumped out and followed him, only to find out that my brother had two of his friends over. They all saw me naked, and my dog had my bra in his mouth. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML
Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML
Today, I ran out of the house after my dog, tripped and knocked myself out on the railing by the front step. I woke up to my little brother lifting up the back of my dress for the neighborhood to see. FML
Today, I was going for a relaxing walk but my dog broke free from his leash. At the same time, my 80 year-old neighbor was leaving her apartment. My dog ran inside her home and she screamed. I ended up in her bedroom, running around her bed, chasing my dog who was trying to get at her pantyhose. FML
Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML
Today, I had to chase my dog all the way down the street, watching in horror as she proudly showed all of my neighbors my bra. FML
Today, I was watching my dog via security camera live feed, when my roommate came in completely naked to make breakfast for himself. FML
Today, I walked into my room in only a towel. I walked in front of my brother to get to my computer. He said, "My webcam is on." I replied smartly by screaming, hugging the towel tightly to me, turning, and running straight into the glass door, dropping the towel. His friends saw and laughed. FML
Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML
Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML
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porsche944 0
I hope that you're hot.
jouhou 0
Today, I was over my friend Timmy's house when his dog runs in with a bra in his mouth. Before we could even figure out what was going on, his sister runs into the room naked. BEST. DAY. EVER.
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porsche944 0
I hope that you're hot.
porsche944 0
If not, FML, if yes, cool for those guys :)
blink182rocks 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
YDI for having sex with your brother.
Jennifah 0
LOL WUT.
Chaith 16
Yeah, that would mean she made a few new friends. :]
ReWritable 0
MAN, those were some lucky guys
x0aka0x 0
agreed
easylazy 0
Why the **** were you having sex with a dog?
purple_nugget 0
OMG..i wouldn't be able to live. i feel horible for your brother..hes probably scratching out his eyeballs right now. that suck.. if your ugly you deserve it for leaving the door open and suspecting no one was home and being to lazy to go and get a towel.. there are windows you know and freaky perverts out there.. YDI && FYL && FyourbrothersL
turtles1321 0
send me pics or didnt happen...... thAt would make my day
Ohreo 2
Stfu
luvedward4evr 0
That sucks you should have had a robe or at least a freaking towel
LewJH 0
She thought she was home alone...
inerdablanket 4
Even if I WAS home alone, I wouldn't walk around my house naked..
lolololcheese 0
i would. and do.
CyclonePsycho 1
Who DOESN'T walk around naked when home alone? It's not necessarily wandering around without clothes for hours (though that feels awesome too ;} ), but it's just going quickly to another room and back again. Wrapping yourself in a towel every time you leave your bathroom when there is no chance of anyone else ever seeing you anyway is kind of prudish, imo. But to each their own, I guess. Now if you're not comfortable being naked by yourself, then that's a different issue all together...
plethora 3
Walking around home naked is fine (and feels great), but not when there's even the slightest chance someone will come into the house. If I didn't live alone, I wouldn't do it. What I don't get is why the OP bothered to run after the dog. It's just a bra. Finish showering, put on a different bra and then go retrieve it. Walking around naked is one thing, running is quite another.
ohmyedwarditsrob 0
i would... actually i do
ohboixpanic 0
hahaha iagreee.
Youser 0
those guys are soo lucky, if only they had a video camera :D
varkey 7
HAHAHA 182, not the brother! and OP, why would u leave the door open even if you were home alone? what if somebody came home? and even if you knew nobody would (obviously you were wrong, but let's say nobody was home) even then, does it really take any effort to shut the door? I always do when i go to the bathroom... i mean, why not?
bbaabobulz 3
who thinks of covering up when their alone, well srry op , atleast now you , your brother, and his' two friends have a inside joke/ secret.
EndZone 0
Hopefully they were attractive friends?
chilearmy123 4
They probably had a bonerrr
_Noon_ 0
Okay, that IS ****** up. You must have felt pretty stupid.
jouhou 0
Today, I was over my friend Timmy's house when his dog runs in with a bra in his mouth. Before we could even figure out what was going on, his sister runs into the room naked. BEST. DAY. EVER.
divesh777 0
wolla.....seskii!!
duds24 0
hahahahaha...ha...ha...ha
gnbfd 0
lmao. I wish I was there
newbzoors 0
Wait you were one of the guys friends?
Rayne67 0
Fail.
HowlingFire 21
And the joke goes right over #156's head.
RenanMilk 0
omg if jouhou is furreal, then this FML is a win.
dancin303 0
i think hes not
uberchicken 0
There is not much win for him, so we talk about the buddies.
vampirate 0
I bet one of them trained your dog to do that...
DalekWarrior26 9
that it's a good idea we need a company to train dogs to do this
semomexi 0
DAAME! lucky kids.
theluckygirl28 8
Haha. Some dog's sniff for drugs, yours sniffs for bras... and takes em too! good on him! lol. FYL
xOpheliacx 0
Actually it's really annoying. My dog does the same thing. Except he takes my panties too >.
fuck_YOUR_lives 0
your dog is awesome.
tech42er 0
#63 if you're telling the truth, i love your dog. but it sounds to me like you're just looking for attention from guys. not that that's a bad thing...
Duckasaurus 0
Pics or it didn't happen.
purple_riot 0
I wanted to say that! Anyway, FYL.
emmerphone 0
You think they/she would take pictures? And especially put them on internet?
Bokusui 0
#86 is right.. and do you actually think they would have time to take a picture? Lol by the time they pull it out she would be in the restroom already.
freedoggy77 0
why would they take pictures of something like that? u really think that when she accidentally stumbles out naked in front of her brothers friends that she'll pull out the camera and post it on the internet? wow, what a great idea! some people are so stupid...
jasmine1259 2
they said "pics or it didn't happen" as a joke so he could see her naked. he doesn't actually thinks she's lying.
razzumfrazzum 0
Wow 86, 95, and 103 just failed the most EPIC of fails lol 103 you are one of those stupid people you speak of.
4dakill 0
86, 95, 103.........UNIVERSAL FAIL
emmerphone 0
Hey I thought it was serious. :( FML.
tangerine06 20
Wait why does my screen show their comments as 85, 94, and 102 instead of 86, 95 and 103?