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Friday 24 January 2014

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Today, I noticed my laptop kept shutting down and the mouse cursor was all over the place, clicking on every folder. I dismantled the entire computer only to notice something in one of my USB drives: the receiver to a wireless mouse my colleague put there earlier to play a prank on me. 5ML

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I agree, your life sucks (36749) - you deserved it (7825)

On 01/24/2014 at 2:16am - work - by Kenny (man) - Nigeria (Lagos)

Today, I found that I conduct so much static electricity that I'm periodically given a shock by my headphones as I walk with them on. 5ML

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I agree, your life sucks (33148) - you deserved it (3981)

On 01/24/2014 at 7:34pm - misc - by PangolinScholar (man) - United States (Texas)



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