Today, I drove to a job interview. I had to sneeze, but because I was driving on the highway, I didn't let go of the wheel to cover my mouth. I didn't know the sneeze was a "productive" one until I was sitting in the interview, looked down at my new blouse, and saw the giant lugie sitting there. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my first job interview in months. Just minutes in, a sudden huge, uncontrollable sneeze overcame me. A wad of snot flew out onto my shirt, which I didn't even notice until the visibly disgusted interviewer pointed it out. FML
Today, I went to an interview for a job I really wanted and am qualified for. I've been looking for months. This job was perfect; close to home and great pay. Needless to say I spent quite a while preparing. Everything was going great until I had to sneeze, which forced out a loud, long fart. FML
Today, I went for a job interview, under the impression that I had taken my allergy medication, and had a sneezing fit. Each sneeze seemed to get louder, and every time I blew my nose, it set the sneezing off again. By the end, the entire interview panel was staring at me in disbelief. FML
Today, I was walking into the building I hoped to work in someday with my resume, ready to be interviewed. As I walked through the doors I had to sneeze, so lifted my hands and sneezed a huge bloody booger right in the middle of the cover page. Turns out future employers don't like that. FML
Today, I burped and sneezed during a job interview, I don’t think they were impressed by my talents. FML
Today, while getting ready for a job interview, I sneezed while brushing my teeth, splattering toothpaste everywhere and ruining my brand new dress. FML
Today, I had a massive sneeze while driving. It was so strong that I swerved and accidentally hit the horn, startling the person crossing the street. They dropped their coffee all over themselves and their phone. I ended up giving them cash for a new phone out of guilt. FML
Today, I had a big meeting. Halfway through my presentation, I sneezed, and continued talking. I get some weird looks from my co-workers, but I didn't understand what they meant. When I finished, I passed by my boss walking to my chair, and he gave me a handkerchief. Why? Snot was all over my tie. FML
Today, while driving on the motorway, I sneezed so hard my contacts popped out. FML
Today, I finally had an interview for my dream job. It was all going great until I started chuckling uncontrollably, snorted like a pig and hit the guy with the world's largest snot rocket. All I could do was slip out the door as he sat paralysed with shock. FML
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funkfunnel 0
Too bad you weren't wearing a Hawaiian shirt, it would have blended right in.
alwaysalady 0
Always, always look in a mirror before you go to a job interview. Or anywhere. A little vanity can save your sanity.
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Comments (18)
funkfunnel 0
Too bad you weren't wearing a Hawaiian shirt, it would have blended right in.
bobdole 0
that happened to me once. minus the job interview
Jenh42391 0
ewwww, that sucks =(
ricknasty 0
#3 - It's a woman, we should all be thankful she just got there in one piece. Keep both hands on the wheel at all times, please.
alwaysalady 0
Always, always look in a mirror before you go to a job interview. Or anywhere. A little vanity can save your sanity.
teentee401 37
I'm writing that one down
hayleyyy 0
You know, you can still drive with one hand... *rolls eyes*
that_one_guy 0
#5 I lol'd
commonsense 0
I lol'd so much @ #5 funnier than the actual FML but didn't you check yourself before entering the office?
Jimmy_fml 0
thank God for #5 his wisdom could be shared at school auditoriums
ronnidee 0
i like the term "productive"! I'm going to use that from now on!