Today, I was worried about my brother because he said that his new medication was making him hallucinate. I told him he should see a doctor right away. He said it was fine and that he had already seen a doctor. I later found out the doctor he was talking about was a hallucination. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the doctor for a check up, having had a head injury a week ago and suffering some memory loss. Turns out, the medicine he gave me for my head has memory loss as a side effect. He then said, "I told you. Don't you remember?" After I said no, he said, "I figured." and giggled. FML
Today, I got a call from my brother-in-law's doctor. Apparently he's made threats and fantasizes about killing me. "Notifying you is the protocol for things like this" he said, and ended the conversation with, "have a nice day." FML
Today, my mum went and told everyone she only went to the doctor after being ill because my brother told her to. It was me who'd been telling her for weeks to go. FML
Today, I went back home after seeing the doctor, I told my boyfriend my new medicine might cause some mood swings. He immediately grabbed his phone and pretended to take a call, then rushed out. FML
Today, I went to see a doctor about some of the memory problems I've been having. After the appointment, I could barely remember a thing he told me. FML
Today, I got a call from my brother, saying he was losing his mind at work and did not feel well. I went to pick him up. Turns out he decided to try weed for the first time at work and was high AF. Now I'm the little brother babysitting a 35 year-old man child. FML
Today, I went to the doctor because I felt sick. He told me to describe the symptoms I had. With every new symptom I described, he took a step back. FML
Today, I have been awake so long I hallucinated a llama in my living room. I have a medical condition that keeps me from sleeping properly. I've run out of medication. I still see the llama. FML
Today, I had to calm my hallucinating mom after she accidentally overdosed on one of her pills, then spend ages trying to protect her from the "monkey" on the wall. FML
Today, I had to stop my son from climbing out the window, slithering on the stairs like a snake, and attempting to call 911 to help bring him down from his “bad trip”. What caused all this? His older brother convinced him the dried mushrooms in the kitchen were ‘shrooms and the idiot beloved him. FML
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Top comments
gunmania0 12
Life is an hallucination.
himoonkey 8
It's like a hallucination within a hallucination... I'm I hallucinating?
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Comments (122)
gunmania0 12
Life is an hallucination.
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
I love it when you Brits use the silent H.
eeppiicc 8
Maybe he is hallucinating about taking the pills that cause hallucinating thus making him hallucinate more hallucinations
aswan10 3
He will soon see the pink dragon!
blackheart24 10
17- Noo he's gonna see a talking llama.
hellbilly205 17
Llamas don't already talk? Weird
mugu 0
*a not *an
GoingCommando93 14
"you Brits?" I'm not British but lets not start a big UK v. US FML war again.
MoodyBlue320 11
He's clearly on Acid. =P
j_cat187 20
Or climbing mushroom mountain.
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
75 - I obviously didn't mean it in a negative way. Also, not an American. That is all.
wolfshadow 4
16, Halluciception.
Somemadbloke1 1
Brits don't use a siltent h. Other than cockneys and they don't really exist anymore
Angitia 8
107, Cockneys don't exist? What have you been smoking?
1_dvs_bstrd 0
Yes life is a hallucination. We are all in the matrix.
npnptracking 7
This really isn't an FML for you, as much as it is an FML for your brother
himoonkey 8
It's like a hallucination within a hallucination... I'm I hallucinating?
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
Inception!
Scotishtrumpet23 4
Why yes. Yes you are.
The_Hitdude 12
11-Actually, it's Halluception!
LaughinStock 16
I know I'm going to sound like an ass, but 11 Inception is to insert an idea into someone's mind. :)
mhopper 13
11 was referring to the movie not the actual act of inception
SloppyFlamingo 4
And inception is a dream within a dream within a dream. They just used it to put an idea in someone's mind.
RavagedSoul 0
Inception - 1. beginning; start; commencement. Dictionaries exist...
saksxalmo 20
#70-- The word inception didn't originally refer to a dream within a dream. It didn't refer to inserting ideas in someone's mind either. When it's used in either of those ways, it's a reference to the movie.
MrBrightside21 20
Where are Donnie Darko and Leo DiCaprio when you need them?
himoonkey 8
Wow, I'm glad no one noticed the mistake I made :p
linkinparkeiro3 5
Inception is an idea!
Mischief109 11
116- I noticed. And now that you pointed it out everyone will notice..
nightheat 5
TheGreatAlexande 12
He shouldn't have taken the blue pill.
RedPillSucks 33
No! No! He took the red pill!
Torva_fml 16
But.... You said the red pill sucks.... **** you guys! I'll just take them both.
j_cat187 20
I take my upper uppers, I down my downer downers, but nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple pills.
CLoUDiiiE 0
D12
ycrem0n 21
Hallucineption!
HeroOfHyrule 0
You stole my idea :)
bjulie1998 5
I don't really see the FML. If you found out a long time later...okay. But if not why don't you just take him to the doctor then.
Ugi 27
I'm afraid OP that you should probably _take_ him to see a doc. Clearly he can't drive and you don't want to hallucinate that the bus you are about to catch is a big wave you should be riding or something. Sounds like he should not be on this medication or at least not this dose but it's the doc who needs to be making that call.
SkoomaKi 28
Where could I find this "medicine"? I wouldn't mind having hallucination's for a while.
superswagbro 7
Try LSD, you can find it in alleys at night.
bezon 0
I hear you never bought drugs.
Pentium_4 27
Noor is right. i was awake for 56 hours once and i saw bats flying around my room...
lantern 6
Superswagbro must not have a very good acid connect
penguin_princess 0
Go to the desert and don't drink water..
superswagbro 7
Drugs aren't very hard to find around me.
MrBrightside21 20
Step on a crack, break your mother's back. Turn around and smoke the crack, break your mother's heart.
nightheat 5
Maybe he should see a doctor now???
fluorescentadole_fml 8
I think this has a ring of falsehood about it.
22cute 17
Yes, I have seen a doctor and several aliens, why?