Far out, man

By PickedOff - 27/04/2012 08:22 - United States

Today, I was worried about my brother because he said that his new medication was making him hallucinate. I told him he should see a doctor right away. He said it was fine and that he had already seen a doctor. I later found out the doctor he was talking about was a hallucination. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 027
You deserved it 2 598

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Life is an hallucination.

It's like a hallucination within a hallucination... I'm I hallucinating?

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Life is an hallucination.

I love it when you Brits use the silent H.

Maybe he is hallucinating about taking the pills that cause hallucinating thus making him hallucinate more hallucinations

He will soon see the pink dragon!

17- Noo he's gonna see a talking llama.

Llamas don't already talk? Weird

"you Brits?" I'm not British but lets not start a big UK v. US FML war again.

He's clearly on Acid. =P

Or climbing mushroom mountain.

75 - I obviously didn't mean it in a negative way. Also, not an American. That is all.

16, Halluciception.

Brits don't use a siltent h. Other than cockneys and they don't really exist anymore

107, Cockneys don't exist? What have you been smoking?

Yes life is a hallucination. We are all in the matrix.

This really isn't an FML for you, as much as it is an FML for your brother

It's like a hallucination within a hallucination... I'm I hallucinating?

Why yes. Yes you are.

11-Actually, it's Halluception!

I know I'm going to sound like an ass, but 11 Inception is to insert an idea into someone's mind. :)

11 was referring to the movie not the actual act of inception

And inception is a dream within a dream within a dream. They just used it to put an idea in someone's mind.

Inception - 1. beginning; start; commencement. Dictionaries exist...

#70-- The word inception didn't originally refer to a dream within a dream. It didn't refer to inserting ideas in someone's mind either. When it's used in either of those ways, it's a reference to the movie.

Where are Donnie Darko and Leo DiCaprio when you need them?

Wow, I'm glad no one noticed the mistake I made :p

Inception is an idea!

116- I noticed. And now that you pointed it out everyone will notice..

He shouldn't have taken the blue pill.

No! No! He took the red pill!

But.... You said the red pill sucks.... Fuck you guys! I'll just take them both.

I take my upper uppers, I down my downer downers, but nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple pills.

Hallucineption!

You stole my idea :)

I don't really see the FML. If you found out a long time later...okay. But if not why don't you just take him to the doctor then.

I'm afraid OP that you should probably _take_ him to see a doc. Clearly he can't drive and you don't want to hallucinate that the bus you are about to catch is a big wave you should be riding or something. Sounds like he should not be on this medication or at least not this dose but it's the doc who needs to be making that call.

Where could I find this "medicine"? I wouldn't mind having hallucination's for a while.

Try LSD, you can find it in alleys at night.

I hear you never bought drugs.

Noor is right. i was awake for 56 hours once and i saw bats flying around my room...

Superswagbro must not have a very good acid connect

Go to the desert and don't drink water..

Drugs aren't very hard to find around me.

Step on a crack, break your mother's back. Turn around and smoke the crack, break your mother's heart.

Maybe he should see a doctor now???

I think this has a ring of falsehood about it.

Yes, I have seen a doctor and several aliens, why?