Today, I put "Jesus Christ" as a reference on an application, because all the fields needed to be filled in order for the submission to go through. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I filled out an online application for a internship. I didn't have all the info I need to complete it, but it wouldn't let me leave anything blank so to move along I filled in crap answers. I pressed "Save". It sent my draft in. I now have to explain that "Jesus" isn't actually my reference. FML
Today, while applying for jobs, every single application has been giving me the error message, "Name not valid." Sorry the name my parents gave me isn’t good enough. FML
Today, I realized I had misspelled "Education" on all the resumes I've been submitting. FML
Today, I started to fill out a job application online, with age being one of the first things I put in. After half an hour and 40 questions, I hit submit. I was then told that I wasn't old enough to apply. FML
Today, I spent two hours filling out an online application and questionnaire for a potential employer. The application stated that there were no right or wrong answers and to answer truthfully. I was automatically rejected. FML
Today, after submitting my college application, I noticed that I mistyped "math enthusiast" as "meth enthusiast". FML
Today, I applied online for a position and typed, "OH&S Certificate." It autocorrected to, "OH&SHIT Certificate." I didn't notice until the site e-mailed me a copy of my completed application. They'd already received it. FML
Today, while reading over my sent application email to a job I have been trying to get, I found out my brother had put "Heil Hitler!" as my signature. FML
Today, I was waiting for a call from a job I had applied for. When the phone rang, I ran as fast I could up the stairs, falling and slamming my shin on the way. The call? It was a woman asking me, "Hi, do you have time to learn about our lord Jesus Christ?" FML
Today, I realized I sent over 2 dozen job applications with my dating profile word doc instead of my resume. FML
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Ben Deigheau 8
If you’re in Florida or Texas you’ll probably get hired right away
Yudith 28
Next time, you should put your mom's name, unless your dad raised you, or you have a tutor. At least those people answer back when your future boss calls them.
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Comments (4)
Ben Deigheau 8
If you’re in Florida or Texas you’ll probably get hired right away
Yudith 28
Next time, you should put your mom's name, unless your dad raised you, or you have a tutor. At least those people answer back when your future boss calls them.
RichardPencil 32
I hope he's feeling happy when they call to check on you. I've heard his mood is often quite... ...wait on it... ...cross.
SirEnigM0nk 22
I think you nailed it.