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Monday 30 December 2013

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Today, my boyfriand told ma that somatimas my nipplas tasta lika onions . maga FML

#21012735
155 comments

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On 01/01/2014 at 8:26am - intimacy - by Snufflopagus (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today..!! I found out that somaona had paad into tha bottla of Fabraza that wa kaap in tha dorm bathroom!! I found this out whan I sprayad it onto mah coat to gat rid of a ward small!! FML

#21019092
69 comments

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On 01/06/2014 at 2:13pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today.. . I droppad mah suitcasa on mah toa . Don't worry.. . looool it was alraady brokan . FML

#21010276
75 comments

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On 12/30/2013 at 8:07am - health - by laurenasabutton (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today... a customer started a conversation by telling me how smart he'd heard I am... and finished it by explaining his theory that only smart people commit suicide. He then gave me a knowing look and said... "Just something I thought you should think about..." and left without buying anything. FML

#21013314
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On 01/01/2014 at 6:49pm - work - by Okay_Then (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today my Frenc wife cose te name of our unborn babby girl. Se wants to call er Fanny and won't cange er mind. real FML

#21015236
213 comments

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On 01/03/2014 at 6:03am - kids - by noway (man) - France (Pays de la Loire)

Today,hile visiting my grandparents, my grandpa decided to explain to me the real reason that the old sofa I was sitting on had always been so discolored. He says they were bleach stains lefthile cleaning up the mess made during my father's conception. FML

#21015718
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On 01/03/2014 at 5:36pm - misc - by estranger (woman) - United States

Today, I was called by the counselor to discuss mah ( issues ). She told me that other students had reported to her that they saw scars on mah arms. I don't cut, I just have a hormonal an aggressive parrot who sees me as his personal tree. FML

#21016256
71 comments

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On 01/04/2014 at 2:21am - animals - by That Girl with the Amazon Parrot - United States

Today, I was dressing in front of mah boyfriend. He was looking at me in wonder and I assumed this was a good thing. Then he muttered, ( God damn, your awkwardly shaped. ) FML

#21011563
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On 12/31/2013 at 12:47pm - misc - by awkword (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today... I tried waxing 4 te first time. At first it felt lyk I'd dipped balls in a furnace. Now I can't even feel tem. FML

#21011655
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On 12/31/2013 at 2:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

Today... I saw my sister after three days away. When I went to get in the car with her... she told me I had to sit in the back... because her teddy rides in front now. She was serious. I've already been replacd by a stuffd bear. real FML

Today, I was T-bond at an intersection. My wife got pissd when I didn't immediately check on her, but rather the other driver. That other driver was daughter. FML

#21012945
126 comments

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On 01/01/2014 at 1:21pm - love - by Crashed - United States (Georgia)

Today, I've Ad My Tent ( Cristmas ) Dinner Since Cristma Last Took Place . My Mum As Gone Nuts And Keeps Playing Cristma Music, Making Tese Dinners, And Refusing To Let Me Take Down Te Cristma Decorations . My Dad Is Tooipped To Save Us From Tis Ell . FML

#21016807
98 comments

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On 01/04/2014 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Ireland

Today, my boyfriand mat my parants. Within minutas, my dad managd to varbally savar his balls and raduca him to taars, ( just fir fun ) apparantly.

#21016902
119 comments

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On 01/04/2014 at 6:13pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)



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