By Anonymous - 11/6/2021 00:01 Oh no, not you Today, I had no idea my dad and my fiancé's dad are old enemies, until we brought our families together for the first time since we met and COVID rules were relaxed. Long story short, there was a brawl, lots of drinking, a destroyed back garden and we’re not engaged anymore. FML I agree, your life sucks 783 You deserved it 48 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By dadlife - 8/6/2021 04:01 Stuck in the middle with you Today, I heard my wife and daughter arguing. My wife took away my daughter's phone and laptop for being disrespectful. My daughter screamed, calling her mom a fat cow. My wife simply said, "Yeah, well you’re gonna look exactly like me when you grow up!" Now they’re both locked in rooms, crying. FML I agree, your life sucks 1043 You deserved it 60 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By lildale92 - 3/6/2021 10:01 - United States - Elmhurst Misunderstood Today, I was trying to explain to my mother-in-law how I hated the way my father-in-law talks to me, the tone he uses. She thought I was attacking him and got mad at me. FML I agree, your life sucks 705 You deserved it 211 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 31/5/2021 02:01 Intervention Today, my sister got in a screaming argument with my girlfriend, who then dumped me. My whole family started celebrating. Apparently, they staged the argument to get rid of her because no one liked her, and I should be grateful they did me such a big favor. FML I agree, your life sucks 1222 You deserved it 177 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Scaredafffff - 12/5/2021 14:03 Alexa, play "Charmless Man" by Blur Today, I accidentally changed the radio station in my boyfriend’s car. He threw a humongous fit and started driving recklessly, almost causing an accident on several occasions. He then dropped me off at a stop sign and told me to, "walk home, you need to lose weight anyway, fat bitch." FML I agree, your life sucks 1409 You deserved it 164 23 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Sonofa - Canada - Cold Lake Not now, guys Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time to meet my parents. They were having a heated argument because my mom had bought "the wrong toilet paper" and my dad was angry because "she should know that he has a sensitive anus." FML I agree, your life sucks 53144 You deserved it 3791 87 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
Today, we are once again in full COVID lockdown. I live in a tiny apartment, I'm pregnant and the only thing that helps me sleep is walking for an hour... I agree, your life sucks 4 You deserved it 0 0 Comments
Today, I decided not to show up at school to teach my English classes for no reason so I called and came up with an excuse. At 6:58 am, the light went... I agree, your life sucks 0 You deserved it 3 0 Comments
Today, I had a conversation with a girl on Tinder, for the third time this month. Just like the other two girls, she turned out to be a prostitute. Only... I agree, your life sucks 116 You deserved it 20 1 Comments
Today, it was the third time a guy high-fived me after sex. The other two guys gave me a fist bump. Is this a universal thing, or am I just one of the... I agree, your life sucks 228 You deserved it 60 1 Comments