By nima - 23/2/2021 02:01 Death wish Today, my parents went on vacation and told me that it is "absolutely imperative" that I do the dishes while they are gone. Instead, the sink decided to break and nothing will fix it, so I'm currently writing out my will. FML I agree, your life sucks 742 You deserved it 92 8 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Faith - 9/2/2021 11:01 Idiocracy Today, I got my vacation days denied because I'm "too valuable", while the moron I work with gets his days off because he's "easy to do without." Well, I guess I won't be spending much time with my girlfriend who flew across the country to see me. Glad I'm such a valuable employee. FML I agree, your life sucks 1198 You deserved it 97 8 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anna - 20/12/2020 05:02 Bad timing Today, it's the first day of a long-needed vacation after weeks of stress and overtime. I'm having such intense period cramps, I'm bathed in sweat. FML I agree, your life sucks 843 You deserved it 48 1 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
Today... I was finally having sex with my husband for the first time in weeks, he fell asleep while we we're doing it. This morning he doesn't seem to... I agree, your life sucks 13 You deserved it 3 1 Comments
Today, i went to my optometrist to get an eye exam and order some new glasses. I figured i could get that and then order some new wireless earbuds with... I agree, your life sucks 6 You deserved it 2 0 Comments
Today, barely able to pay rent while working 3 jobs, I decided to give in to the idea of making online sex work photos and videos. Everyone else seems... I agree, your life sucks 738 You deserved it 246 5 Comments
Today, I started to cry while masturbating. This isn't the first time that this has happened. FML I agree, your life sucks 560 You deserved it 227 4 Comments