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The Top
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Cheapskate
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Lawyer up
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By for_fs_sake - 21/09/2012 10:56 - United Kingdom
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I called the hospital this morning and was informed by the duty nurse that yes, I definitely should have been told not to drink on the new meds. When I asked why the doc didn't mention it, she replied that "the doctor has been very busy as she's now taken on a management position and she must have forgotten". Fabulous! Happily, my husband's very understanding, and the new guy thinks it's hilaaaaaaaaaaaarious. So right now, I guess it's the lack of shoes and lack of dignity that are the real problems. And yes - I've heard I was a BLAST to drink with last night, until the whole shrub-shoe-booty-text debacle. God, I'm a moron.
Truth hurts
By andthatshowitgoes - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
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By ken - 03/12/2018 15:30
Here, have this
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Crystal Lake
By Stef - 05/12/2018 05:00
RIP Dave Prowse
By Davios - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By PineappleOfMyEye - 13/12/2018 12:30
Rude awakening
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Hyde Park
By Anonymous - 26/12/2018 06:00 - Australia
Catchy turn of phrase
By boinger - 03/06/2009 05:23 - United States
Looks to Die For...
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Brain fog
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Scammed
By 96Ellie - 11/03/2017 14:00
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Hey everyone, OP here. Thanks for all the support, doc says I'll be able to walk again in a few weeks. I was wearing socks, and my grandma's house has wooden stairs. My grandmother and I are very close, and she completely understood; she wasn't upset. And now, as for the TV. I'd say it WAS about 40 inches and rather new, so it wasn't too heavy. But I'll by buying another one. I'll also be fixing the banister. It was just a fluke accident, no hard feelings. And yes, my grandmother cared about my leg. Bye guys!