Parenting is exhausting

By ThreeWeeksWithoutSex - 28/12/2015 05:43 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, our daughter fell asleep early, so my husband and I decided to get frisky. He passed out mid-blow job. FML
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You know, I was totally expecting this to go a completely different way. That blows.

Perhaps, now it's time to send little Jenny with her grandparents, if possible, so you are able to rest and spend a little time alone together. Then, you could go with them to spend New Year's together (if you celebrate it) It all works out!

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kwerner7116 14

damn, that sucks

Only half way through it was sucked

A properly applied bite will bring him back from the dead

So the solution to a sleep-inducing blowjob is to bite it off... Can't see a flaw in that!

You know, I was totally expecting this to go a completely different way. That blows.

pun intended?

Must be hard to swallow...

Damn O.P. that's a sucky time.

awildwhisper 30

hmm reminds me of my boyfriend -_-

guess you're not doing a good job.

Guess you suck at blowjobs

Or u could be just that good at them

he must have been really tired, or you are doing something wrong ^^

Exactly what I was thinking. If someone is giving you oral sex and is not pleasant, it'll turn someone off real quick (duh)

how does that even happen

Lack of variety. Same cycling motions tend to get mechanical and predictable after a while.

As I understand it it's hard to give that bad a blowjob. I read it more as the husband is so exhausted he fell asleep, not that she is awful

If their daughter is a baby they probably are not getting much sleep. When you are suffering from sleep deprivation you will hit a point where you will pass out no matter what is going on.

Chances are he was very tired. I don't think many guys would just fall asleep for no reason while getting sucked off

RedPillSucks 31

only halfway

Perhaps, now it's time to send little Jenny with her grandparents, if possible, so you are able to rest and spend a little time alone together. Then, you could go with them to spend New Year's together (if you celebrate it) It all works out!

I don't see why this is down voted. it's perfectly sensible to send kids away for maybe an afternoon to catch up on each other and loving each other.

It's very important to have time together, and I'm sure the grandparents would love to babysit for the night!

At least you know that that interest in you is still there by the fact that he tried. he's probably just very tired right now and that's okay too.

Blown to sleep!