Parenting is exhausting

By ThreeWeeksWithoutSex - 28/12/2015 05:43 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, our daughter fell asleep early, so my husband and I decided to get frisky. He passed out mid-blow job. FML
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thawny_fml 21

You know, I was totally expecting this to go a completely different way. That blows.

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SecundusSecunda 27

Perhaps, now it's time to send little Jenny with her grandparents, if possible, so you are able to rest and spend a little time alone together. Then, you could go with them to spend New Year's together (if you celebrate it) It all works out!

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xx000o 27

A properly applied bite will bring him back from the dead

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CogadhTallon 16

So the solution to a sleep-inducing ******* is to bite it off... Can't see a flaw in that!

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lurker_no_more 13

he must have been really tired, or you are doing something wrong ^^

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Grayness_ 26

Exactly what I was thinking. If someone is giving you oral sex and is not pleasant, it'll turn someone off real quick (duh)

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laden_swallow09 34

Lack of variety. Same cycling motions tend to get mechanical and predictable after a while.

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Feklfekl2222 32

As I understand it it's hard to give that bad a *******. I read it more as the husband is so exhausted he fell asleep, not that she is awful

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needagoodlaugh 34

If their daughter is a baby they probably are not getting much sleep. When you are suffering from sleep deprivation you will hit a point where you will pass out no matter what is going on.

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bulletsinthewind 21

Chances are he was very tired. I don't think many guys would just fall asleep for no reason while getting sucked off

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SecundusSecunda 27

Perhaps, now it's time to send little Jenny with her grandparents, if possible, so you are able to rest and spend a little time alone together. Then, you could go with them to spend New Year's together (if you celebrate it) It all works out!

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Myo_fml 20

I don't see why this is down voted. it's perfectly sensible to send kids away for maybe an afternoon to catch up on each other and loving each other.

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Jowisee 29

It's very important to have time together, and I'm sure the grandparents would love to babysit for the night!

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Myo_fml 20

At least you know that that interest in you is still there by the fact that he tried. he's probably just very tired right now and that's okay too.

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