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By I get the hint - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff

Today, I found a pamphlet for alcohol counseling on my front door today. I think it was from the guys who pick up my recycling. FML
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Bano360 25
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At least he cares.

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perdix 29

Invite them to your next big party. If you are consuming all of that alcohol by yourself: Step 1. Admit you have a problem. . .

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Bano360 25
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At least he cares.

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Harshdfml 14

Exactly.. Probably its about time that you quit drinking or atleast reduced the frequency.

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Gingerette 8

*Sigh* Distant love.

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generalasskicker 12

He might just throw a lot of parties

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jw90 18

So you drink a lot I'm guessing?

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ItsAUnicorn 27
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No shit Sherlock.

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tommylover842 23
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Calm down Watson. Im pretty sure he was being sarcastic.

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jw90 18

Yes it was sarcasm my dear Watson. So calm yourself. It's only elementary.

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subiedude08 17

Wonder what brought you to that conclusion

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perdix 29

Invite them to your next big party. If you are consuming all of that alcohol by yourself: Step 1. Admit you have a problem. . .

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hghrider123456 9
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When they dump your recycling, I bwt they sing "bottoms up, bottoms up"

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AllieCat21 21
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15, I bet they don't.

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MissWhitneyB 17

Maybe thats a sign to cut back a little. Great to see others caring about one another these days though.

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summer_2k13 8
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Well do you have a problem?

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efettes 19
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My guess is yes.

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

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gladlily 16
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I think drinking 12 cans of soda every day is a pretty ungodly amount of soda. Or at least a very unhealthy amount. Twelve cans of beer a day is just as bad or worse.

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efettes 19
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I'm going to go with worse... 12 beers a day? Way worse

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tbabyfosho 7

49-im sorry and im not anyone to judge another..but what you described sounds like a big problem lol.

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purebliss_fml 19
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Sounds like they are genuinely concerned about you OP

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Batterypost 23
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It's only a problem if it interfers with his everyday life, really. As long as he doesn't miss work because he's drunk (or go to work drunk), there's not really anything wrong with drinking a lot.

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abigail_torres 8
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Aw that is such a nice thing for someone to do. Don't feel like embarrassed or anything OP, he just cares :)

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lmngrl889 14

I agree. That is really sweet of him to do!

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emuexport 4
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Haha, excellent, We fill a 240 litre (60 gals) bin every fortnight with cans and bottles !!! No notes but.....

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TheDrifter 23

That depends on how many people are at your house. If OP is doing the same, but living alone, there is likely a problem.

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Wizardo 33

Well this calls for a drink I presume...

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