FML : Today, I’m a bus driver in Paris. A guy got on with a sheep. I told him that you can’t take the bus with animals that can’t fit on your lap. He then hoisted...

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Today, I’m a bus driver in Paris. A guy got on with a sheep. I told him that you can’t take the bus with animals that can’t fit on your lap. He then hoisted it onto his lap, while the sheep stared at me, baaing loudly. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By timero - / Monday 16 November 2009 06:59 / France

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By Wizardo | 33

#6629423 - Thursday 16 June 2016 14:55

Sounds like you got fleeced.

By 399 | 41

#6629430 - Thursday 16 June 2016 14:58

Touché sheep man touché.

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By Wizardo | 33

#6629423 - Thursday 16 June 2016 14:55

Sounds like you got fleeced.

By 399 | 41

#6629430 - Thursday 16 June 2016 14:58

Touché sheep man touché.

By Mauskau | 35

#6629432 - Thursday 16 June 2016 15:00

I want a pet sheep now. I'd let it baa all day long.

Kailayla | 29

#6629444 - Thursday 16 June 2016 15:21

I'd run around the streets, "Help, my friend has been Polymorphed!"

TheSir022 | 9

#6629894 - Friday 17 June 2016 5:40

that is a baaaaaad idea! Im sorry I'll escort myself out.

By hellnosucka | 27

#6629433 - Thursday 16 June 2016 15:02

is this guy named Mary by any chance?

By EwahWeeWah | 21

#6629435 - Thursday 16 June 2016 15:09

This is the best FML I've seen in awhile.

By tranced_ | 41

#6629448 - Thursday 16 June 2016 15:22

shaun the sheep being abducted..

By warner69 | 8

#6629452 - Thursday 16 June 2016 15:25

looks like its not has baaaaaad day

By wrongmove | 11

#6629454 - Thursday 16 June 2016 15:27

You shouldn't be mean to his girlfriend like that.

By RememberSchlitz | 9

#6629455 - Thursday 16 June 2016 15:28

Mutton to see here, move along.

missymaster | 16

#6629481 - Thursday 16 June 2016 16:25

Baaaaa-ck off

By moodyreallyrocks | 27

#6629464 - Thursday 16 June 2016 15:55

Some people..

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